The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
237: WA Se-Sat Group (Halalal Breakfast)
The ringing of incoming messages on Arum and Kalandar's phone that almost sounded together, making Kalandra who was bathing Aidan in the bathroom, became busy frowning.
“Honey, you pay attention to our hape. Noisy together,” Kalandra said to Arum who was bathing Azzura and it was still next to him.
Arum turned to the nightstand as the existence of their cell phone that was next to each other. Because before bathing the children, he had already cleaned the bed including the nightstand. Of course, everything is in a neat state, even in a matter of minutes, if Aidan has ‘beeraksi’, everything will return like a broken ship. The reason is also what makes Kalandra forbid Arum busy cleaning. Kalandra does not want Arum tired because as much as Arum clean up, the activeness of Aidan who is active, will be many times faster in messing up.
Arum turned his head, looking at Kalandra who was still a standby husband. Because just taking care of children including bathing and also dressing clothes, Kalandra is very shrewd. “That's a WA message. Keep going, like it's from some kind of group. The most family groups. Mamah, what papah.” Arum believes so because he and Kalandra are indeed members of the same group and it's a family group that only contains them with Kalandra's parents.
“Mamah, or papah? They will again walk the same mas Azzam,” said Kalandra who then dried Aidan's body using a special towel owned by the boy. Not to forget, he deliberately tickled Aidan until their bathing show was more cheerful.
“Try to see, fear is important, Pah. This is my responsibility in a moment, Mbak Azzura still feels at home soaking casually like this,” said Arum.
Kalandra who undertakes while carrying Aidan whose body is already the man was wrapped using a towel, deliberately kissed Arum's right cheek, before he really came out of the bathroom.
“Innalilahi ..”
“Who died, Pah?” Arum immediately panicked, rushing to lift Azzura from the bathtub in particular.
Arum hurriedly looked at the husband's cell phone screen. Kalandra's mobile phone screen is decorated chat room group service traveler love made using Pak Haji account.
“Pak Haji?” lirih Arum while staring at the husband, after before, until speechless.
Pak Haji: Look, breakfast love made by beloved Umi Fatimah. Where's your breakfast?
The WA became the first WA of the Hajj pack, after previously, a line of group members were inserted and made a ringing notification mute the phone.
Arum fell silent confused because the husband suddenly smiled jail to him. The smile of the jail slowly became an innocent look.
“What do you want? This is his expression sudden mode!” tanya Arum became tense herself.
In a different place, Mr. Haji was still sitting casually in front of the Septi contract.
Teng-clung ....
The ringing of incoming messages made Haji who was chewing a sponge in his mouth, not to drink his tea.
The new Haji was showing off curious affection, what response was given by the members of his WA group.
“Eeeeghh!” However, Pak Haji even suddenly choked on the sponge in his mouth which was suddenly difficult to swallow just because of the breakfast menu that Kalandra sent. No kidding, Kalandra sent a photo of the man hugging and men*i*um left cheek Arum.
Mr. Lawyer: The title, halal breakfast. After bathing the children, staying to bathe with his mother, continue to walk. What is not halal do not say jan*cvk (emoji laughs until cry tilted 9)
Septi who listened, had immediately laughed until crying, in addition to the woman who was half-bodied that slowly slumped from the bench and ended up sitting limp on the floor. Tampah contains vegetable pieces for fried until upside down and automatic, the contents are also spilled.
“You guys why, anyway?” ask doctor Andri.
“Cek hape, Mas. Cape's cheque! Ih, I'm not really updated!” septi said amid his limp laugh. But just now, Haji sir who is still staring intently at the phone screen said, “Janc*vk!”
The curious Septi hurriedly made sure. Grabbing his phone which is still on the white bench next to his rented door.
Widy: Not yet breakfast. Still mager.
No different from Kalandra, Widy also included a photo. Photos that directly make Haji sir misuh-misuh. Because the photo Widy sent in the form of a photo of Secretary Lim's right hand who was still clutched waist-friendly Widy, while Secretary Lim's right foot seemed to overlap Widy's right foot. They still wear the same long-sleeved pajamas.
Mr. Lawyer: That halal mager. Where is your halal, Mbah? (Emoji laughs until the cry at once tilted seven)
Angga : When to go to KUA, Mbah? Should I be the predecessor?
Mr. Haji: You become a priest, Mas Angga. You have no intention of getting married again.
Angga : Fear of wariyem on penance, if I really become a priest, Mbah.
Mr. Haji: Wariyem business to be Septi business. He's enough out to take a bull! That's why Widy was immediately quiet.
Widy : Want otw halal breakfast too, Mbah (emotion laughs to cry)
Hajj sir: Make pee!
The Lawyer: Hahahaha
Pak Haji: The widower is still a widow, do not need to comment. Fashion just listen like Septi sir doctor. Know-how marriage. One cow dong! Haha.
Angga : Fashion
Hajj sir: Haha, pastor!
Septi immediately shook his head and decided no longer to listen to the group that could make him whimper impromptu. He tried hard to collect pieces of vegetables and intend to wash them so as not to waste.
“How-to groups se*s*at! My trade will be a victim!” septi still has trouble controlling his laughter.
“Eh, Mom? It is still a mood of Lebaran. Nissa's time at school?” sergeant Septi though Nissa did not wear school uniform. Nissa wears full Muslim clothes and usually becomes one of the school uniforms of the little girl during Ramadan.
“Mau join the picket, because the mbahnya berent again also picket morning,” said Dr. Andri.
“Wah .. wow, the fate of this one Duda sir if the old man said ‘ndoresani’ aka heartbreaking. It's just here, a lot of people. Instead of going to work, get bored. Mending here, can be free to play all you see the same elephant giraffe take care of the rice fields!” said mr. Haji. Clearly he meant the elephant and the giraffe Anggun and Supri.
It's not just Haji who feels sorry for Nissa. Because Septi also felt, if Sepri was big, his son would have experienced difficult times like Nissa. “Nissa do not need to come, afraid to wait until papah becomes bored. Here, a lot of friends. Especially if the Bude Arum group comes later. Even if later Aunty goes to sale, Nissa can play with Sepri.”
“Si Septi emang ijo to money. Still the nuances of Lebaran, already the origin of the sale. Basic mangas!” said mr. Haji.
Septi laughed until he was weak. “Many have ordered, Mr. Gede. Until it has been transferred the payment.”
“Wah ... means secretly you have a lot of money dong Sep!” sergeant Pak Haji curious.
The reason that immediately made Septi silenced for fear, if he was honest, Pak Haji no longer gave him extra money wages.
Shortly thereafter, Pak Haji had been monitoring Anggun and Supri who eventually fell into the rice fields. Angga was also secretly watching from a distance. Of course, the two humans did not immediately work like normal humans. Both are still doing everything with laziness. Although when Pak Haji nagged, the grumbling of the pelontos-headed man was like a whip that second also made Anggun or Supri, a ridge.
“Heh, Suppret! Tukers. My time is tandur in the mud in this way, you who dwell on the mainland!” graceful Protest.
And without having to explain should be Anggun understand, that the reason her husband got a job lighter than her because Supri only has one leg.
But the Angga who witnessed very hopeful, Anggun and Supri will soon become more useful humans.