The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
143: More Ngenes
“Where are you going?” ask Fajar reflexes while chewing meatballs shortly after he took off his mask. Good thing Septi did not catch because at the same time, his future wife was looking down to cut the meatballs in her bowl.
“Treatment, pen! Fortunately, not found out. In part, the dentist dipesenin kok kayak teeth have no intention. Afraid of not getting paid what?!” pissed off the Dawn in his heart and hurriedly put on the master.
Knowing the situation like this, the reader must pray that the dentist even forgets and never makes the Dawn of dentures. After all, we're going to pongah!
“Di Magelang said. If you are still alive,” reply Septi with rest.
Hearing that, Dawn was immediately shocked. “Loh, meaning if it is still alive how? Is it papah you are again critically treated there, what how?”
“The driver is that. Critical health same material also let kapok!” reply Septi increasingly emotions so devouring the spirit of meatballs that are being eaten.
Dawn increasingly do not understand, but he became remembered, “Oalah yes ... Magelang was affected by the eruption of Mount Merapi, yes?”
Septi stared at Dawn. “Who knows where?”
“It was in tivi-tivi .. the news was again splashy,” Reply Dawn.
“Oh, tivi? I don't have tivi ya don't know, Yang!” reply Septi honestly.
“Hah? You don't have tivi?” wonder Dawn.
“Iya. I used to sell his intention to conduct marriage mbak Arum, uh even I fell and my feet hit the feet of an elephant!” septi's story again.
“Hah? What's the story? Sell tivi for condangan, but you even hit the elephant's foot?” fajat said guessing, but Septi casually nodded as he continued to chew.
“What because you ever hit an elephant's foot, your body that used to be slim, now so it looks like an elephant?” the Dawn reflex.
“Hah?” septi reflexes were shocked by the question he had just gotten from Dawn. “What does that mean, Yang? I didn't hear wrong, did I?”
“Aduh ... mateng, mateng!” inward Fajr Ketar-ketir condemns the sassness of his mouth that does not have a brake. “What do you hear, anyway? I was talking about the elephant sitting, the brand of sarong that I want to prepare to share THR to the family!” sureness.
“Oh yes, soon fasting, yes?” saut Septi is still eating.
Septi is so greedy in eating, Dawn to horror. Dawn to feel himself immediately full without having to eat. Plus, Fajar secretly accidentally confirmed the contents of his wallet. His wallet was really slim, only decorated with fifty thousand dollars.
“And when things turn around. Slim septi, my wallet is loose because most of the contents!” inner Dawn limp because it only has that kind of money.
“The taxi is really good!” lirih Septi while looking at the storefront of his meatball.
Seeing that, Fajar hurriedly presented the meatballs in his bowl to the future wife. “If Septi reaches, ... duhhhhh, the address cannot be paid!” his inner.
“It's over. If you feel sorry for others, still queue so afraid they are not in part!” said Fajar with all his appeal so that he was seen as a man of cool responsibility by Septi.
Septi stares at Dawn, fascinated. There are men as good and understanding as Dawn. “This is a real one don't want?” explained ensure.
Not yet able to answer, the stomach of Dawn even rumbling and the sound is very loud. Some people who were around them, immediately turned their heads, staring at Dawn.
“Ang's stomach rumbling cf. Deut, Yang. Ayang hungry,” said Septi whispering, and also feel ashamed of himself because of the stomach of Dawn to the rumbling. She said her future husband was hungry.
“Have no need to add. Drink water too, yes. I picked it up because it was busy in line. Let's eat it spit too, change with each other, pity where there are more pregnant in front of the line. Geez the line is so long, all memories!” dawn hurriedly got up from his seat.
“Think, since the same Septi, I've been extravagant. If I think how to mending maintain tuyul!” batin Fajar who immediately migrated because new also came out of the meatball shop and Septi exhausted 2 portions, his future wife had asked to buy rice Padang.
“Yang, Padangnya rice is very tempting! It uses rendang, goat's foot gulai or fish gulai, yes Alloh Ayang I drool!” whine Septi while shaking next to the arm of Dawn which he still holds tightly using both hands.
“Istighfar, A. Istighfar. Later the danger is no one will fit. Ayang want, the danger of using a sack of red onion containers that are perforated and it must be in the patch? Or lose Ayang want to use a patched-patched crackle to fit on the body of Ayang?” say Dawn. Realizing Septi immediately keki, Fajar deliberately led his future wife to the sidewalk of the road.
“I'm more and more stretched, well, like the body of the Anggun mbak!” septi complained to look at the body's composition as well as his own appearance.
“Loh, indeed this child does not realize well, if all this time he was overweight?” inner Dawn.
“Ayang, fast again. Ayang don't want us to sahur together, so the same couple early?” said Fajar who successfully disperse Septi musings.
“What do you mean, Yang?” tanya Septi.
“We got married first, yuk. Recipe followed. Anyway come to think of it, instead of making a splashy reception, mending for future savings, Yang. Emang Ayang do not want umroh let alone hajj?” continued Dawn who in his heart said, “Padahal let it be more economical!”
“Iya, anyway .. good so, make the future. But if we do not reception splashy, less greget Yang. How's photos? Same for telling people, gini our loving and luxurious marriage loh!” reply Septi tried to bid and ask for the best solution to Dawn which he knew was very wise.
Dawn sighed deeply then used both of her hands to frame Septi's puffed-up face. “Photo problem, easy! Later I print some photos of the scenery for the back screen of our photos. What do you want a photo of the scenery? The kabah? Eiffel Tower? The monas? The mountains? Cherry blossoms?”
“Not really big capital?” batin Septi suddenly felt very ngenes.
“So later we ijab kabul only, exhausted the photos in various background scenery we have chosen!” continue Dawn.
“If that's the way, what's the same difference when I married the Angga mas?” batin Septi. But if he does not want, the opportunity to have a dream husband like Dawn is also automatically scorched!
“Duh, how dong?” batin Septi became upset in the middle of the afternoon atmosphere which gradually became evening.
Teeett!
From next door someone clawed. It turned out that Arum did it. Arum drives his own new car accompanied by Kalandra who holds Aidan. Not only Kalandra and Arum who smiled even laughed while staring at them. Because Aidan also broke the drugs to Septi and Dawn.
“Feel again filming Apa Apa With Septi And Dawn!” kalandra said after getting down.
Kalandra became part of the meatball queue that Fajar and Septi had just left because Fajar had run out of money. Arum waited in the car.
“Jancuuukkk emang nih two people make envy continue!” inner Septi was cynical and hurriedly put on a smile to Arum while bringing Dawn away from there.
Dawn immediately led his motorcycle, menstater, but never lived until Kalandra who became laughing also approached.
“Yeah, Jar! That's empty gasoline! Want distater what in jeglak-jegleg until next year ya still not walk, gasoline aja dry!” kalandra's reprimands are again laughing at the most epic couple before her.
In the car, Arum had to cry because he was too busy laughing.
“How else is the story? I swear I really have no money, buy gasoline use what? Time yes leaves thought I sundel bolong who buy satay paynya use leaves?” the Inner Dawn is ungodly and utterly chaotic. He was sweating.
“It's in front of gasoline, The!” said Septi reminded because the prospective husband even bengong limp and look very confused.