The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
193: Enforcer Musafir Love
“Felt-taste, the reason Widy's widow signal can not be detected because it seems, Widy will not be widowed again. Want to marry and automatically retire him, from the widow civilization. Alhamdullilah, in other words, I do not have to wait any longer because finally, Alloh will unite us in the same marriage bond!” thought Haji sir was still hanging out at Arum's diner. However, even though he had reached a satiety due to eating too much when breaking the fast, he had not seen any signs of the coming of the widow pujaan who was in the middle of it later.
Occasionally, Pak Haji watches the atmosphere around while confirming the special glasses that he must wear so that he can still see. “This is no longer a backup widow what how, how the world is making me lonely without a brilliant widow,” thought he was still busy watching around. But again, the ones that came were still men.
“Gonjrang-ganjreng, .. gonjrang-ganjreng,” complacently pak Haji moments later imitated the music of the buskers who happened to come. The longer the sound the clearer the effect is sort of connected to the soundsystem. Hesit ....
“Inalillahi the Widy Wariyem!” hajj sir's screams in his heart and completely panicked. He was almost hiding, but just about to duck, from the entrance there was already busy kicking.
“You are still a girl or already a widow ... If you are a girl, let's be a widow. Because widows are more seductive! Wah Pak Haji, .. Mbah pet!”
Employees at the stall who already understand Haji sir, immediately busy laughing at Pak Haji who directly plastered wariyem. The buyers who were there also laughed. There was absolutely no one to help even though Haji was busy asking for help.
Widy Wariyem has directly hugged Pak Haji tightly, presenting the face and bald head of Haji using his thick red lip. Until the face of the widow worshiper's love traveler becomes full of lip seals. But different from usual, to wariyem, Pak Haji absolutely can not fight and does tend to be afraid.
“Mbah Haji darling, love this dear Widy eat. Have pity, five years down the line, this lovely Widy hasn't eaten yet!” wariyem's whinek still survives sitting on the lap of Hajj sir.
“How did you eat? Not necessarily the next five years you are still alive!” the scolding of Haji sir who hurriedly lowered his head in fear.
“Ah, Ayang Hajj, ... How hearty! Even if indeed this beautiful Widy is no longer alive, as long as both do not live with Ayang Haji, Widy willing!” spoiled whinek the wariyem.
“Gah very much! At least I still want to live longer because there are still many beautiful widows that I have not married!” pak Haji protest.
“Why should a widow? Why is everything a widow? Why Mbah Haji does not look for a bar, later I give free mine unconditionally let alone registration!” sure Widy wariyem to hysterical like a reliable drama player, in addition to him who framed the face of the Haji pack using both hands. He stared intently at the face of Mr. Haji who was deliberately forced.
“Ngapain also I look for bars if I only have the stem?! Rather than to me, mending now you to Dawn because only he wants to be the same Wariyem!” sure sir Haji.
“Eh, you guys .. why aren't you guys nolongin me?” spray Pak Haji who then quibble will go home because it must tarawih.
“Yes already, take me to the Dawn. Prove that he likes bars, then I want to release Mbah Haji dear!” sue Widy wariyem and it is still pushy.
“Yakin, you go alone because this is my eye cataract. You know, cataracts are contagious!” Suddenly, Haji has a plan to scare the wariyem. He deliberately used his troubled eyes. Just look, the wariyem has been immediately tense and has not been anything to try to keep his distance with him.
“Since his katar-aks stick to me and I accidentally transmit,” sure Pak Haji.
“Ih, horrified ih!” sergeant Widy Wariyem immediately keep his distance. But then, without the slightest embarrassment, he thrust his money-holding bag to everyone who was there while returning to kick and occasionally flirting. Finally, he thrust his money into the Hajj pack, but the man suddenly took off his dark glasses and immediately frightened him.
“The power of catar-ax eyes means this anyway. It turns out catar-ax eyes are of some use as well. So the most effective tool to repel wariyem gatel!” lirih Pak Haji stared satisfied with the departure of wariyem. The carbuncle lady was riding on the algae while shouldering the soundsystem in a truly mighty style.
Just finished paying and almost out of the restaurant, Mr. Haji found a group of luxury cars approaching. There are three cars at once and one of them is a Kalandra car. Kalandra's car is in the middle.
“Suddenly I felt the widow's signals. Perhaps, there is a beautiful widow even rich in there? Or maybe, in there is Widy Deck? That's the lawyer's car, right? That's the car that the rich guy yesterday but pulled out, right?” After thinking so, Haji sir so think, “Kok weird, huh? Time yes people kayak kok snore?” In a hurry he ran to the parking lot, parked Mr. Maheza's car until he got the best position. Even when Mr. Maheza went down, he got a piece of twenty thousand.
Kalandra immediately caught the sight.
“Pak Lawyer, do nothing, sustenance fasting month,” said Pak Haji still pocketing the money given by Mr. Maheza.
Mr Sana who gradually went down to ask, “Of course there is a lack of work? Already retired from civilization to be a traveller of love?”
“Yes will not be possible to retire. In fact, I have taught my children to be the next generation!” reply Pak Haji who immediately excited because Widy one car with Kalandra.
“Wife of the future! Tarawih together, yuk?!” sergeant Pak Haji who was immediately approached, but suddenly retreated because Widy dropped off her three children. In addition, Widy also offers another widow to him.
“This is my mama, Mbah. Widows too. Same goes Mbah. Than me, we look great!” sure Widy while bringing the mother closer to Pak Haji.
“Ya is not good! You yes ... it is expired! ” sure Pak Haji whispered to Widy because faced with a veteran widow, he felt depressed.
Mr. Sana and Kalandra were immediately busy withholding laughter. However, Kalandra gradually distanced Pak Haji from his in-laws. Fear of her in-laws being offended or feeling badly wronged.
“This is what, anyway, you guys bae troupe, do not invite me?” hajj sir's protest to Kalandra.
“This is Widy want a proposal!” whisik Kalandra sure and still embrace the back of the Hajj sir. However, after being suddenly silent, Haji sir even fell unconscious.