Forced to Share a Bed

Forced to Share a Bed
It turns out that it was an Aa


Iptu Sabil Sabilungan


If only man-made, maybe this body has been soft like chicken porridge. Because of the tomboy woman, my work feels more complicated and runyam. If he wasn't her best friend, Ms. Daini, I'd make sure he was punished for his bucket mouth.


Last night, after crying and beating me up, she asked to be escorted to a fish meatball. He said, when under stress, his appetite increases.


"If I'm stressed, my appetite increases half the time, for, less, add, rank, root, curly brackets," he said.


Apparently, his fish meatball shop is closed. Forced to accompany him in search of fish meatballs elsewhere. Along the way, he kept cursing at the man named Akmal. Every curse, ending with a pinch on my arm.


Damnit damnit!


"There are no fish balls, so cilokpun," he said.


Because he never found a fish meatball seller, he finally bought a peek on the side of the road.


"Sir, you're not a lilok seller so-genesis, are you? 'Tok midnight still hanging out here?" his protest. What does it mean to say something like that.


"Hahaha, my goodness, ma'am. I used to walk around from 9pm. The ma'am just met me," replied the cilok trader.


"Oh, so yeah. Yes, wrap two servings, sir. Hey, you want to take a peek, don't you?" Glanced.


"No way," I refused at the time.


"Don't want to 'clean? Yes, just pack one serving. She doesn't want to eat lilok because she's traumatized, sir. Previously had sprained alias choking cilok and puncture. Hahaha, so, his life was almost beyond help due to eating lilok," he said.


"What?!" I glare. This is not funny at all!


"Oh my goodness, my. Too bad. I'm glad that it survived."


"Don't believe him, sir!" my yelling. Emotion.


"He's still traumatized as a lick, sir. So 'uh until now still like to be angry."


"You!" I pulled his hand to get him in the car.


"Eh, Ma'am, Mas, that's a peck of unpaid." The cilok trader is chasing.


"This is the money, sir. Take the change." I gave you a 50 grand bill.


"Sir, don't take any money from him. His money is hot money. 'It's just my money." He paid with money.


The crested merchant, looked at me and the tomboy in turn.


"Well, I took the money from the mama."


"No, right? Evidently, the geezer prefers money from me rather than from there," he said after returning to the car.


"Quite a strange woman! Enough's enough! Shut up, or your mouth I'll shut up! Or do you want me to handcuff?" gertutuku sambi take the wheel.


"Akmaaal! B e r e n g s e k!" It doesn't even rub my curse. Busy eating and crying again.


"Hey, if you eat lilok while crying, it can choke later! Never mind, there are many men! Why do you keep crying over him?!" my yelling.


"Huuu, I'm crying because the peppery woy. I forgot to buy the drink. Huuu, hhhhh. Huuh, spicy crazy," he lamented.


"Haha. Hence, have a mouth 'tuh must be guarded, ma'am." I'm glad to see it spiciness. Her lips are red. His forehead sweats.


"Sabile Sir. Hhh sshhh, please come down first please. I'm gonna buy you a drink." Waving his hands in front of his lips.


"You didn't see? Nobody here sells mineral water."


"Sshh, hhh, 'do not say yes to his father if the peck is spicy? I like it spicy, but not this bike."


"His only meticulous, there was clearly writing on his wagon. 'Pilok demon.' Yeah it must be spicy."


"Then'sih? Is there really a writing? Wait, this is your tumbler, right?"


"There's in my car. It's definitely mine."


"Yey, it could be a confiscation too, right? Moms are ticketed, tumbler's guarantee. Haha. Shhh." Still the spiciness apparently.


"Red Wine List! I'm officer! I'm a propam cop! Not polantas!" shanka.


"Gue don't ask what you police. It's not important!"


In a hurry to open my tumbler which still contains drinking water. He downed it quickly without sticking his lips to the side of his container. Because there is a little bit of pity, I also pulled the car so that he did not choke. I look at the way he drinks. Not asking permission anyway! This tomboy is real, bad!


"Eu."


After drinking directly burp. Oh, my God, I can't have Daini with a woman like this. Wonder, 'deh.


"You didn't get permission? I'm drinking my drink."


"Oiya forgot. Sorry, this is an emergency. I wasn't that strong. Now it's good. A little relieved."


"Not say thank you? Wow, well, well, you're really minimal attitude." Back to the wheel.


"Oh, so you're not sincere?! Would you like to be rewarded with a thank you?! Means, you crazy cop respect!" Blames even.


Aarrghh .. It feels like kupites his neck. Unfortunately she's a girl. It's appropriate that the guy is angry if his partner is this bar-bar woman.


"How to drink you is much different from Daini? Time downed?"


"Hey, Daini yes Daini. I am yes I am. Don't equalize! After all, I drink like that because there's a reason! I don't want to kiss my lips indirectly with you! That was your drinking mark, wasn't it?"


"What?!" My eyes glared back at him.


"Communication with you, long ago can cause me high blood!" sanku.


"Who will speak to you! As long as you know yes, talking to you can cause cancer, heart attack, impotence, pregnancy and fetal disorders!" He didn't want to lose, his words were even more sadistic than I said.


"What do you think I'm smoking?!"


"Anggrainy Kristi! I'm a police officer! I'm healthy born and inner!" my yelling.


"Yes?! Hahaha, how arrogant you are! What can be healthy inner born only police officers only?! I'm also a nobody, aka civilians, can be 'healthy born and inner!"


"Aarray!" I can't stand it, I screamed while I stepped on the gas.


"Woy! Mr Sabil! It's crazy speeding! You forbid me recklessly! But you yourself are now speeding!" He spontaneously grabbed my shoulder. He has a fear too.


"Enough! Let's bet!"


I finally slowed the steering. His hand that was holding my shoulder, made my chest suddenly hot. So uncomfortable. Danger 'nih. Risk of an accident.


"meaning?"


"Let's be quiet. The first one to talk, please get out of this car. Starting from the count of three. One---."


"Wait, interruption! If farting, belching, sneezing and spontaneously pronouncing hamdalah, or suddenly startled and reflexes say Istighfar, how? What does that include talking too?!" Oh my goodness, this woman!


"Yes Rabbi, what was my dream last night?"


I was breathing. Want to get to the Luxury apartment soon and hope not to see this woman again.


"Most wet dreams, hahaha, too" he said.


"Listiii." My self-worth is like being scrimped.


"What?!"


"Huph, yes, now I don't care anymore! Whether you curse me, accuse me, or even turn upside down, I don't care! Importantly, I'm dropping you off at the apartment and hopefully we'll never see each other again" I said.


"Yes, I also hope not to meet again the same arrogant cop as you!"


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"Well, new shit, sir? Beautiful," said a police officer who was guarding the route to the Luxury apartment. Coincidentally, he knows me.


"No! Just yummy! Don't just guess, sir!"


Before I answered, he interrupted. Polantas is gawking. Then, I gave the code to tilt the index finger on my forehead.


"Rsj Prisoners? 'So pretty 'so right? Hahaha, very clear, sir," said the police who did the checking.


"That crazy is you two! Mr Sabil! I'm down!"


'BRAKE.'


He came down and shut the door of my car before I said anything.


"Listi, wait!" I clipped it, taking the wheel slowly.


"Huuu, go!! All men are the same! Except my father." He kept walking and crying.


"Listi, I'm sorry if you're offended. Distance to Luxury apartment two kilometers away. Are you sure you want to walk?"


"Huuu huuu, I'm not really sure! It's all because of you!"


"Okay, I was wrong. I'm sorry. If you don't want to get in my car anymore, I'm down too. I'll walk you to the apartment." Get off the car.


"There is no need to be caring and nurturing! Go!" Pushing my chest.


"Listi, don't be stubborn! Come on, get in the car again!"


Before he protested, I quickly carried him. I don't care about some policemen looking at this incident with confused looks.


"Hey! Off! You're crazy huh?!"


I don't give a shit. Push it into the seat and lock the car door.


"Hulu."


Along the way, she kept crying. In fact, it was intentional to spend the tissue in my car scattered.


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"A Abil? Tumben, this early in the morning has been a smile."


The greeting from my mother surprised me, and of course broke my daydream. Then, when I think back to last night, I smile? Oh, that's impossible! Mother must have seen it wrong.


"Aren't you allowed to smile?" Snatching the milk and hurrying.


"Byeh, 'sih. Uh, wait, you didn't finish your breakfast first?"


"No, Bun. I want to go straight to the office."


"Lastily so. Is this Mr Zulfikar's problem again?"


"Yes, Bun. Aa's job is monitoring the doang's clean." I rushed after kissing the mother's hand and chips.


"Drug, Mother. Please tell dad that Aa left first."


"Sip, be careful, baby. Remember, the department is not everything. Prioritizing honesty. You are a country man. Not the burden of the country."


"Ready, Bun. Doain Aa keeps going, let Aa be a cop who protects, not someone who can be gagged with money."


"Aamiin's." My mother waved her hand.


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...~Tbc~...