The Father Boy
ALA138'S CHAT. Extreme joke
"Well, I want to go with Uncle Gavin to Lampung. He wants to till the ground, there happens to be a harvest. So, teach a little." I watched my father driving.
"May, already understand the steps for this pond right? I helped find people, you sincerely do not the results of the pond you used for the right hand up to fifteen percent? You see now the right hand asks for results, if the father's people will be promised from the past. So, just a pay and benefits deal plus a formal agreement on a death contract stamp. The contract is cut off, if he dies or if Dad breaks up, he's doing it on his own." Dad took a quick look, then stepped on the brake pedal. In a moment, I'm going up the asphalt road.
"You understand, Dad. Yes it's okay, if Dad says the division is still profitable for me. I'm envious to hear Uncle Gavin's story, he's young but he's successful." I don't want to rival him, but want to try his luck.
"Sir you need time, plus he's good at reading opportunities. According to the guy, there's not much to complain about being set up."
"How am I? So sad I'm this." I bow down moody.
Sometimes sad, if the parents themselves are proud of others.
Dad chuckled amusedly, then patted and rubbed my shoulder. "Dad's boy is also submissive dong, easy to set up. Success must be this father's son."
I always get hurt by my father's words. Only he was my hand, when I was that weak yesterday.
Two days later, I actually flew to Lampung. The picture of this village, just like in my hometown. Both hilly areas, but flatter than my village. In my village, the name of the area is only Bukit subdistrict. Because it is really a hill area, so there can be a landslide that claimed the lives of my grandmother and grandfather. But calm down, our family is more sensitive to the condition of the land. Many of the several large trees that are claimed to lock the soil, are stocked to strengthen the soil structure in the fields.
"A uncle lives in this building?" I was shocked when my uncle opened the door to his house.
Open the door directly to the room, like a hostel in a big city.
"Yes, even here was your aunt. Rest first, Bang. We're rooming together, this guy too." Uncle immediately broke his body.
"No problem, Uncle. But where's the bathroom?" tanyaku later.
"Bukain a closet door, later meet there is a bathroom."
How so? But there's a bathroom behind this closet door. Cool concept, I became a lot inspired by the figure of my uncle. Wanting to talk a lot, unfortunately he snored when I came out of the bathroom.
I chose to close and lock the door, then snore next to Uncle Gavin. Uncle Gibran even always be my friend to hang out and walk, if every time I go home. Uncle feels friends, because the age distance is not far.
While studying cultivation, I also became more and more proficient in smoking. It turns out it can make us calmer, because we seem to be regulating our breathing. Uncle Gavin was many friends, he was friendly with anyone and familiar with anyone.
"Dad, go home." His son's friend in every video call, can't cover up the truth if this young uncle is the father of nine children.
"This is a videocall, same father Bang Chandra." The screen of his phone was directed towards me.
"Hi, Kirei." I wave my hand.
Beautiful, like a flower. They're brothers.
"Come, Bang." Her whimper was like a flower.
"Will go back to the night market?" I promise you an easy one.
"Come, Bang." Big Kirei was beside him as well.
"God! Heh! Little chest, huh! Don't let you run too, Bunga!" Uncle Gavin immediately snatched his phone.
I have already seen too.
"Tuh, Dad. Flowers take in my cigarettes continue." That's my aunt's voice, my sister's baby.
My sister is married to my father's sister.
"Two packs, Dad. Oh my goodness, Ria." The sound of flowers is adorable.
Ah, you little man.
"The book, duh. Your chest is small, Bunga. Look for the right clothes, shame that little one." Gavin's uncle's advice to his son is not very good.
But really, I was able to laugh loosely for the first time after my lips stiffened.
"God!" It was the sound of Aunt Ria's voice.
"That's, Brother. Why don't I want to take it if there's Apin's dad, I'm sloshed in his little chest and on." The sound of flowers is like crying.
"It's a little one, Dek. You have a small Mbu, but you're smaller." Aunt Ria is just like her husband.
I didn't see, but I was overwhelmed by this family drama. Moreover, coupled with the drama of the sound of flowers crying loosely.
Their families are full of bully, their children are called by the name of furry animals. It's kind of weird, but the reality is.
"Implan later me! Huh!" Sulking flowers.
"Ck, it's not good. Too tight, balloon cake. Mending's natural, but you're not Dad's taste anyway, Dek."
I look stupidly at uncle's words.
"Well bujang also me, why look for a man with many children?"
Pakcik laughed off hearing the response of Flowers. Their jokes are horrified, even though they are family.
"Yes yes, Deck. Where his son is right, Kirei moreover," aunt Ria timpal.
"Well that's why many think twice about flirting with Apin's father. The problem is, his son is a lot. Either his wife anyway, beautiful not how it is?"
That bold flower to the mother of his sister?
Laughter Uncle Gavin so loose, he hit his own lap. Cut them all, bully each other so familiar.
"No problem, Yang. I still love you." Uncle Gavin put his lips together like he was about to kiss.
"Love you too. Mm-mahuach." Aunt Ria replied as well.
I nodded, I am am amused myself. I am not that young, but those with many children are na'udzubillah.
"Duh, so I want to." Hard to believe Uncle Gavin's words.
I turned my head quickly with widening eyes, the uncle glanced and instead laughed loosely at me. I want to beat anyone, too.
"Calm down, Bang Chandra. Calling me, I'll find the two hundred thousand-speak angel." The phone screen was divided again, I saw the flirtatious smile of Flowers.
"Oh, if you're not two hundred thousand?" I try to balance his jokes.
Uncle Gavin and Aunt Ria laughed in satisfaction, they were as if happy to hear the Flower being mocked with a bid of two hundred thousand.
"Attent, Bang. I go up to speak first, let me pay you later. What can my brother do? Can lizard style? A chopper? Could paper stone scissors be?"
Heh? I'm the one who lost a lot, with the satisfied faces of Uncle Gavin and Aunt Ria who laughed at me.
This little sister really.
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