Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 235: Bootlicker's Guide to the Eternal Realm’
Next day.
Li Nianfan was sitting in the courtyard. He's obviously tired.
He looked at Fire Phoenix and Daji. He had questions in his mind, but when he tried to speak, he stopped himself.
Did they take a bubble bath until midnight? When did they get so close? He had trouble sleeping last night.
Fire Phoenix was also acting strange in the morning. He chases Daji to learn to brush his teeth.
The friendship between girls was so sudden and strange, even for the Fire Phoenix.
However, it made Li Nianfan excited. The friendship between Daji and Fire Phoenix meant that the big guys were easy to get along with. There's nothing wrong with that.
The war between the Demons and the Immortals struck him. It's gonna be dangerous soon. He should be friends with important people as much as he can.
She would shamelessly ask for their protection if they were her friends. They would not refuse it at that time.
He's just an ordinary man. They could easily protect him.
He started studying ‘Bootlicker Guide to the Eternal Realm’.
“Rules Number One — fulfill their hobby.” The immortals were humans as well, and they also had hobbies. For example writing, painting, playing a musical instrument, and others. He could do that.
“Rules Number Two — have expertise.” His specialty is his cooking. The immortals are humans as well, and they have n*fsu to eat. He could win them over with his cooking. So far it's worked well.
“Rules Number Three — invest in people with great potential.” Li Nianfan caught the point. He did not have so many novels in the past realm without pay. He was good at observing people and he thought he was good at identifying great people.
“Rule Number Four — only applies worth to potential people who have tragic backgrounds and only get acquainted with people who are divorced, disabled, or betrayed.” He shouldn't be too close to them. Never be their friend because normally, he would be the first to die.
Rule Number Five…
Li Nianfan writes and writes a lot. He gained a lot of experience from reading novels in the past. Therefore, licking was not considered a low blow or out of character for him. He can do everything effectively.
Li Nianfan completes ‘Bootlicker Guide to Nature Abadi’. Then, he made each other.
That is a list called ‘List of Bigshots’.
Li Nianfan recorded the rankings of the important people he knew.
The Fire Phoenix was undoubtedly the first on the list. Later, Grandpa and Gu were brothers from Azure Ville. Followed by Yao Mengji, Lin Mufeng…
Li Nianfan recorded every cultivator he knew. Of course, he added a few notes next to the name about how close they were.
He assumed …
The Fire Phoenix was 55 percent close to him. They are business partners but not yet friends.
Those who scored 60 percent were friends, 70 percent were friends, 80 percent were close friends, and 90 percent were soul mates.
He keeps making lists. Li Nianfan also wrote Nanan on that list.
“Not sure how the young lady's cultivation journey, but don't forget me, your brother!”
Li Nianfan muttered to himself for a while. He thought about it and added the Fallen City old tree to the list.
Both books will be his legacy, his masterpiece. Unmeasured — publication value!
Li Nianfan was happy with himself for a while. He felt like he found his calling. He immediately felt sure.
He was in a good mood and ready to go out for a walk.
He smiled and said, “Daji, let's go to Fallen City, then to the Clear Moon Lake to see the fish!”
Daji was as happy as Li Nianfan. He nodded and said, “Yes, whatever you say.”
Li Nianfan walked towards the small bucket that contained their food scraps recently. It is processed into nutrient fertilizer.
He planned to pour it into his plants to ensure their growth.
Li Nianfan took the fertilizer and laughed. “Come go!”
The Fire Phoenix automatically turned into a small red bird and landed on his shoulder.
Blackie watched Li Nianfan leave the four-part building. Suddenly, he was deep in thought.
Blackie said, “Xiao Bai, I thought I might be wrong about something.”
Xiao Bai instantly switched modes. His voice deepened as he said, “The therapist Xiao Bai is now online. Please, tell me your problem. ”
Blackie was filled with sadness. “I always thought that Master was above all else. He did not see any difference in status or gender. Now I realized that foxes and Phoenixes were more loved and I was abandoned. Is this not gender discrimination? ”
Xiao Bai smoothly replied, “According to science, one would be happier if accompanied by a beautiful woman, whatever her gender, especially for men. But if I am accompanied by a dog, my happiness level will decrease instantly. It's just a law of nature. Mood has nothing to do with cultivation. “
Blackie excitedly asked, “What if I reshape my flesh shape now?”
“Why are you having trouble? Surgeon Xiao Bai is now online, ” Xiao Bai said in a very professional voice. Xiao Bai pulled out the scissors. “Come, lay. I promise it is very effective and painless. “
…
Li Nianfan brought Daji to Fallen City again.
It was still crowded and peaceful.
May the war not affect the place.
‘Sigh, what's wrong with living in peace? Is fighting and fighting fun? ‘ Li Nianfan thought for a moment. In reality, wherever he was, resources were limited. The war needs more!
He passed through the city and walked towards the East door.
He was a little surprised when he reached the old Locust tree.
There were also some elders who worshipped the tree. Their eyes were filled with nostalgia.
Li Nianfan immediately walked over and realized that the little sapling was still in the middle of the tree trunk. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
He asked, “Elder, is the branch cleaned by someone?”
One of the elders said, “Yes, there are some Gods that passed by not too long ago. They saw the big old tree being struck by lightning. They said it was Lightning Wood or something. Then they excitedly cut it. “
The other elder said excitedly, “I am there. They control flying swords. It spun in the air and cut down its branches. That's just amazing! ”
“Young ones want to move tree trunks too, but they are stopped by older ones.”
“I'll be the first to say no. The tree is old but the new tree has sprouted. They would pay if they tried to cut it down as well! “
The elders started chatting and gossiping.
Li Nianfan smiled and walked over to the tree trunk.
Fortunately, the dry branches were cut. This will be beneficial for the growth of the tree. He has saved a lot of energy.
He took the fertilizer he prepared and sprinkled it around a small tree. He was sure that the little tree child would grow well.
The little tree was very green. In the sunlight, it looked alive.
“Come, old tree. If you are spiritual, hurry up and grow. They will fight here soon. The Fallen City is depending on you to protect it. “
Li Nianfan poured fertilizer as he muttered, “I know you'd rather die than see the city get hurt. I know you have feelings for this city. I, Li Nianfan, do not need any praise for this. ”
Li Nianfan finished nurturing and thought of something. He felt like he had missed nothing. Then, he rubbed his hand, smiled, and said, “Daji, let's go to Clear Moon Lake!”
The old tree did not grow well, but Li Nianfan would not let go of most likely anything. He can do it casually. Why is he lazy to make good connections?
He would not underestimate the weak. They would probably take it with them if they were strong in the future.
Meanwhile.
The Lingyun Eternal Pavilion.
There was a flash of lightning in the sky. A ray of bright light pierced through the clouds and headed straight for the Lingyun Eternal Pavilion.
The figure arrived in the blink of an eye!
He was flushed and had deep eyes. He looks really cool. His full black clothes made him look strong as well, and it gave him a fierce aura. His long hair moved following the wind and it seemed like he had a shiny strand of sword.
The disciples of the Eternal Lingyun Pavilion fell into chaos. They all looked scared.
With just a single glance from the man in black clothes, they suddenly realized that they were being overwhelmed by Sword Qi. Their hair stood straight as they realized they were going to die.
They can't even hold it.
Lin Mufeng was extremely frightened. He rushed into the hall and spat a mouthful of blood into the Everlasting Stone.
Suddenly, the Everlasting Stone shone brightly.
He said in a serious tone, “I Sect Master of the Eternal Lingyun Pavilion, Lin Mufeng. I summoned the Immortal from above. “
She's panicking. He was usually kind to everyone, so why would a strong enemy attack them? Is he in the wrong place?
Fortunately, he obtained the Everlasting Stone from the expert last time. However, he was not sure whether the Immortal was reliable or not.
Buzz!
The Everlasting Stone shone and emitted a special fragrance.
However, no Immortal appeared.
Lin Mufeng sweated a bullet. He will spit out more blood when he hears, “No need to call me anymore. I am the owner of this Everlasting Stone! ”
Bam!
Light flew out from the door and landed on top of the black-robed man.
Lin Mufeng was astonished. Then, he respectfully said, “I am Lin Mufeng. Welcome to the Immortal! ”
The black-robed man was very happy and happy. He quickly asked, “Where is my precious disciple? Hurry up and let me meet my precious disciple! ”
Lin Mufeng was a little frightened. He tried his best to say, “Abadi, there are no your students here.”
“Must be!” shouted the black-robed man. “He has Excalibur from the secret border, so at least, he has an unstained body destined for the sword! I don't think that the Eternal Realm will have someone like that. He was born to be my student! ”
The black-robed man glared at her with wide eyes. “Speak, who has Excalibur?”
Lin Mufeng was almost crying. He smiled awkwardly and said, “To be honest, it's me.”
The black-robed man observed Lin Mufeng closely for a moment. “Eblasphemy! You don't have a body destined for the sword. You think you can inherit my Excalibur? ”
He frowned and said coldly, “I prepared ten tests. No ordinary person could pass the test, and even if they were to succeed, they would have to have an unstained body destined for the sword to take out Excalibur. Otherwise, that sword would only pierce their hearts!
“I spent a lot of effort just to find decent students! There aren't many passionate Masters like me in the world! “
Lin Mufeng was sweating coldly all over the body. She's terrified.
He pulled out his sword. Thankfully, the expert reminded him to bring a lantern. Otherwise, he would have been dead a long time ago, right?
Thank goodness he has an expert. He saved his life.
‘It was a sick and crooked test. Are you sure you are looking for a student? ‘