Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 838: The Commandment of the Expert
Dragin was not particularly interested in archery. At the time, the focus was only on food. “Brother Li, what for lunch?”
Li Nianfan smiled slightly and said, “Let's roll up the meat!”
“Meats roll?” Everyone's eyes sparkled at the thought of having some delicious meat skewers.
Nanan directly threw ‘Complete Collection of Archery’ Skills to the side and wiped the saliva coming out of the corner of his mouth.
They had been with Li Nianfan long enough to know what it meant to roll meat. Eating meat from skewers causes a different taste compared to eating regular home cooking. The taste is completely different, and since they don't eat it often, they are always looking forward to the next session.
“Come, we all work together! Light the fire, prepare the grill, and tie the meat with bamboo skewers. We will make a party with wine!”
They still have stock of various hunted meat from before. It would be useless if they did not use it for meat skewers. It's going to be an amazing decadent party. Any meat would be priced sky-high if sold in a previous life.
“I want to eat black beef! I'm sure it will be delicious as a meat skewer! ”
“The god's dragon is so beautiful. The meat must be so tender. Dip into drumstick!”
“I will try roasting dragon horns on that giant tiger to see what it feels like!”
“Woof! Whoops! I want to eat roasted deer tail!”
They rushed to the fridge one by one and began to pick out the meat of their choice from the dazzling selection, just like Li Nianfan had done in his previous life when he went to the meat skewer restaurant.
They continued to gulp as they struggled to choose from the options, and watching this scene play out filled Li Nianfan with indescribable happiness and satisfaction.
He suddenly smiled, and said, “Let me tell you all the secrets. You can also make skewers from other ingredients such as bananas, sweet potatoes, eggplant, leeks.anything! And it tastes better than meat.”
“Betulkah? I'll go harvest Chinese cabbage, then.”
“I'll harvest mushrooms.”
“I'll harvest ginseng.”
“I'll harvest potatoes.”
A strange expression flashed across Li Nianfan's face. He was sure that they had mixed something that would not serve as a skewer. Clumps of smoke slowly rose from the charcoal fire, making the courtyard warm and lively. Everyone enjoys their food and it feels like they are in a bubble of their own happiness.
The people of the Heavenly Palace, who were still outside the four-part building, slowly came out of trance looking at the powerful arrow before. Their noses twitched at the same time and they were immediately intoxicated by the delicious aroma coming out of the courtyard.
“Yes God, it smells so good! They must be devouring something delicious again!”
“I've never smelled anything better in my life! One breath was equivalent to one day of cultivation! I like it!”
“The place of experts remains as peaceful as ever no matter how the outside world rages. I guess that's what to expect when someone becomes a big guy like him. ”
“I finally understand why the devil likes to stay here on the mountain. Just by smelling the smell of food, listening to music, picking up garbage.. All this is the kind of luck that many people can't imagine!”.
“The land had definitely landed in an unknown gray fog in the Origin Realm. Yang Jing, bring some men with you to investigate.”
“Sniff! Why me? I want to stay here and smell the food! Xiao Chengfeng, go.”
“No, I also want to stay here! This smell is so addictive! Sniffing!”
At that moment, the Elite King and Su Chen came with buckets of dirt in their hands.
“We made it just in time to sip the delicious expert cuisine!” said the Elite King happily.
“Yes, it smells more fragrant than usual! They must have eaten something very special there, ” Su Chen said as he nodded.
Then, they dropped buckets of dirt and their butts onto the ground and began to immerse themselves in the delicious aroma.
The people of the Heavenly Palace saw the bucket of dirt, and their mouths started twitching. ‘I understand that you two want to smell the scent too, but why bring a bucket of dirt with you? Not to mention, it takes a special genius to enjoy the aroma in this state.’
“Damn it! Did you do this intentionally? Do you put a bucket of dirt on the table when you eat? reprimanded Xiao Chengfeng, not holding back his anger.
“The fact that you are so irritable means you still have a long way to go in your cultivation. As long as your heart is calm enough, you will automatically filter out the smell and smell it,” Elite King said solemnly.
“Omong empty! It's because you're used to the smell so you can say that. It had absolutely nothing to do with cultivation level! ” said Xiao Chengfeng.
“Alright, you caught us with a red hand. You're right, we did this on purpose! ” says Elite King. Then, he and Su Chen laughed out loud.
“Ha ha ha. Ah, I feel much better now. How do you like the little experience of being a gong farmer?”
“Im sorry, everyone. Being a gong farmer is sometimes boring, so we decided to have fun with you guys.”.
“I hope you are not offended. Though, despite the smell, it is actually good for the body.”
“Here, you can have this manure cloth so that you can get used to the smell faster. That way, you will not be affected by the smell when you are here again.”
An unceasing temptation came from the lips of the Elite King and Su Chen, making the feathers of the people of the Heavenly Palace stand on end. Enraged, they each took out their treasures.
“I wouldn't do that if I were you. Don't forget that I have a bucket of dirt full of me, ”warn the Elite King.
The people of the Heavenly Palace froze instantly. How would they make up for it to an expert if something happened to the precious contents in the dirt bucket?
“You guys b*jingan,” says Cultivator Junjun, which is surprising because he has never cursed before.
Yang Jing looked at the cloth and asked, “Did the cloth be given by the expert as well?”
The Elite King smiled and nodded. “Ya, how? Don't ever say I'm not good to you.”
All the washcloths were discarded by Li Nianfan, so the Elite King did not mind using them to clean the bucket of dirt. The people of the Heavenly Palace saw the cloth, and after a while, finally accepted it. Anything from his experts was a treasure itself, no matter how smelly it was.
“That's the advantage of staying so close to the experts. One can always find opportunities like this .. “ Xiao Chengfeng said in a salty tone.
Suddenly, a chicken flew into the four-piece wall and squawked at them. They immediately greeted him politely, “Halo, Taoist Chicken!”
The chicken belongs to the experts, so it's not good that they offend it.
Cultivator Junjun suddenly thought of something and asked excitedly, “Chicken Tao, are you here to give us expert orders?”
Looks like chickens have replaced the use of pigeons to send messages.
The chicken nodded, stuck out her neck, and said, “Grey fog is very useful for experts. You have to collect more and bring it here. ”