Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 358: This Vegetable ... Toxic!
In the air, a shadow passed by. Many of them do not know each other. When they exchanged glances, they would judge each other's appearance and compare.
Meanwhile, an elder was sitting behind a burning bull. He was drinking beer and looked like he was challenging others passing by. He has a smile on his face.
Under his butt was a bull that was burning with fire. His four nails ran, not on the clouds but on the fire!
With each step, the air shook with a loud noise. In addition, the flames spread to the surrounding area. His speed was not only fast, but also spitting out flames. His temperament was shocking, and it was definitely a rare sight in the air.
The elder looked down on the others. He said proudly, “In terms of flying, who can be more interesting than me?”
Meanwhile, the flaming bull suddenly widened its eyes. He said in surprise, “Teacher, someone is walking on a golden cloud ahead. How do they do that?”
“What? A cloud? Golden?”
The elder was dumbfounded. He looked down and almost jumped. His scalp itched and he almost dropped his drink.
“Tracked..it is a Deluxe Award! This...ini..ini...how can there be such a large Deluxe Merit Cloud?!”
He has blood in his eyes. He growls, “Lighted bull, quick, turn off your fire! Don't let your fire touch any part of that cloud! Not even a fire stone! Quick, shut! Slowly – slowly! Change direction, we will go the opposite!”
It happens all over the sky.
They all peacefully flaunted their wealth. However, they all started to retreat, even mastering their temperaments. They were afraid of offending this Deluxe Merit Saint and causing misunderstandings.
Those who rode the Spiritual Beast instantly sealed the mouths of their ferocious beasts. If they growled too hard and injured the Deluxe Merit Saint's ears, they would be destroyed!
On the way, Li Nianfan and the others encountered no obstacles. Everyone made way for them and quietly left.
As they say, no one will compete when he uses his abilities!
Li Nianfan nodded at the crowd, satisfied with how they gave way for him.
After passing through mountain after mountain, they saw a golden light ahead. It formed a pillar of light that shot into the sky. Vaguely, one could hear the singing of silk, calming his soul.
Moving forward, on a high mountain, there were several temples. Each tower was built with gold. A golden light shone from inside the building.
The mountain was made into a ladder. At the bottom of the stairs, there was a huge golden door. Two monks were guarding him while greeting the visitors.
The stairs extend from the bottom, up to the top of a high mountain. Every nine steps, there would be two monks on each side with their palms clasped. Their eyes were closed as they continued to pray.
They seem to ask visitors for ‘stepping’.
The temples are very interesting. However, after Li Nianfan's arrival, he took all the attention.
Compared to the Deluxe Merit Clouds, this golden temple was instantly not as good. Not only were the Deluxe Merit Clouds clearer, they even had a temperament type.
In comparison, the gold from the temples looked duller and cheaper.
“We accidentally stole the show, what a shame.” Li Nianfan was embarrassed. As he landed, a figure in the clouds landed in front of him. It was Yuecha.
He clenched his palms together and said, “Greetings to Mr. Li.”
Li Nianfan smiled, “Tara Yuecha, long time no see. You are the main host this time. Why did you come out alone?”
“Master Li is here, and one of you is more important than the other.” Yuecha looked sincere. “No matter what it takes, Yuecha should come out to welcome you directly.”
He gestured and said, “Master Li doesn't have to climb the stairs. Please, just fly to the temple. ”
So, he came to make way for her!
Li Nianfan nodded and followed Yuecha as they flew to the temple.
Below them, those who climb the stairs should look up. Watching the golden clouds hover above their heads, as if they were thinking, ‘We are different..’
On the way, Li Nianfan thought for a moment and finally said, “Tara Yuecha, I met a monk recently. But .. he couldn't do it. ”
Yuecha stopped and asked, “Did something happen?”
Li Nianfan just sighed. He told her his story and finally shook his head. “The most difficult thing in the world is emotions. No one can get involved. They have to solve it themselves.”
Li Nianfan wanted to help, but as an outsider, he was unable to intervene. If he insisted on helping, it would have a negative impact as well. He could only step aside to think of a solution.
She has seen many romantic movies in her past. Now that this had happened, he did not even know how to make an entertaining sentence. Chicken soup is never enough when it is needed.
“Amitabha.” Yuecha's tone of voice sounded complicated.
He continued, “Jiese can't get through this disaster.”
After that, Yuecha fell silent like she was thinking about something.
Soon, the crowd arrived at the main hall. The hall was spacious and shone with gold. There were no additional decorations, only a few pillars supporting the hall. The monks welcomed the crowd.
Visitors are quite numerous. Buddhism seems to be highly respected. Since religion had spread to a vast area, they were higher than the Sect. It is an independent religion.
Of course, Li Nianfan did not pay attention to all these visitors. He just glanced at them. However, he was very attention-grabbing. It was hard for him not to draw attention to himself. Soon, many familiar faces gathered around him.
Ziye, Immortal Linzhu, Xiao Chengfeng, Pei An, Gu Changqing, along with his grandson were all invited. They arrived early. They made a pact and when they saw Li Nianfan here. They walk to greet him, “Master Li.”
Li Nianfan smiled in return. “Ha-ha-ha, so you all come too.”
Yuecha suggested, “Master Li, why don't I arrange the room so that we can all catch up.”
Li Nianfan nodded. “Good idea.”
Immediately, the crowd left the main hall and went to a room in the back hall.
Everyone looks weird. Only after Li Nianfan left did they dare to start discussing.
“What was that? How does one have so many Deluxe Merits? Where did he get so many Deluxe Merits! ”
“I've been living for a long time and this is my first time seeing Deluxe Merit Saint.”
“How unfair is it. I always saved ordinary people from demons. Why don't they give me some? ”
“Most importantly, he's a regular guy. How can an ordinary person get so much Deluxe Merit?”
“Maybe he saved the world in his previous life?”
…
Li Nianfan had no time to care about the shocked and gossiping crowd. He followed Yuecha into a quiet room.
The room was different from the golden hall outside. It emits the scent of sandalwood. It feels like someone's home. There were wooden chairs and tables in the room that instantly made Li Nianfan feel at ease.
“Master Li, please, sit down,” Yuecha sincerely invite. Then, he asked for tea to serve.
Compared to the others, Yuecha's place was quite disappointing for Li Nianfan. Whether it was the Underworld, the Goldfish Palace, or the Xia Kingdom, there were always some pretty ghosts, some amazing Shellfish Demons, or alluring palace women. They are all mesmerizing and beautiful, making one's experience unforgettable.
However, here there was only a group of bald monks. Their heads were so shiny that they even reflected light.
It seems that Buddhism is not suited to be a good host.
Li Nianfan made a mental note. In his future tour, he will move places to visit.
In addition to a bad server, the food is also bad. It was a table full of vegetarian dishes—polos and bland.
“Yuecha, I have no choice but to say it,” Pei An inevitably said. “Because we are all friends, if you are too poor, you can tell us. This dish is not neat.”
Most importantly, the experts are here! He's so high up! How could he serve this dish to her?
“Buddha I did eat poorly.” Yuecha was a little embarrassed. He said bitterly, “However, we planted this ourselves in the temple. We also gathered Spiritual Fruits from the surrounding area. It should feel fine. ”
Immortal Linzhu, as a food lover, did not speak. He took the green vegetables and put them in his mouth.
“Argh, mm...”.
His mouth moved several times and instantly, his pupils widened. He's dumbfounded.
His mouth pouted, and with a voice, vegetables flew out of his mouth.
“Oh no! Oh, no...” She cried, leaning on Ziye.
He even slapped his own mouth with regret. He said listlessly, “I've lived for so long, but I've never eaten anything so disgusting before. The vegetable...it's poisonous! I can't live anymore!”
Everyone quietly pulled their chopsticks. They looked at Immortal Linzhu with respect.
‘Thank you, Sister, for testing it for us.’
Ziye. He said in a low voice, “Alright, get up! Can poison kill you?”
“A disgusting food is the most toxic medicine for me in the world. Only good food can save me now.” Immortal Linzhu hugged Ziye. He asked sincerely, “Saudari Ziye, I know you still have oranges. Save me, save me!”
“Ha-ha-ha, amazing food lovers.” Li Nianfan could not help but smile and shake his head.
“One thing I don't lack is good food. On the way here, I obtained some Kirin meat. You're lucky!”
With that, he made a wave and two of Kirin's thighs appeared on the table.
Because there was too much Kirin meat, to store it comfortably, Li Nianfan preserved the meat like bacon. Who would have thought that it would taste so good?
Preserved meat does not have much of a smell and the texture is more complete. Everyone looked at the meat with sparkling eyes. The food served by the experts must be the most delicious in the world.
“Wow, thank you, Mr Li!”
Immortal Linzhu did not hold back. His eyes lit up as he launched himself to grab one of the two thighs. He started chewing alone.
The others were dumbfounded and stared at him blankly.
What was that? There are only two thighs. He took one thigh for himself? How selfish!?
“Quick!” Ziye knew enough Immortal Linzhu. He whines, “Don't daydream, we have to divide the remaining thighs quickly. Otherwise, he would probably start eating this as well after he was done with hers!”
“What, so ferocious? What are we waiting for!?”
“Quick! Hurry along! Hurry along! Fast!”
The crowd no longer looked like Gods. They looked like robbers, more energetic than when they were distributing Spiritual Treasures. They stared at the meat as their cheeks flushed red.
With a single bite, the audience was instantly mesmerized by the texture. They can't help closing their eyes to enjoy it.
Immortal Linzhu instantly felt the poison in her body being cleansed. He put food in his mouth. His words were muffled as he said, “Daging Kirin is indeed different! I haven't tasted Kirin's meat in years!”
“Ha-ha-ha, this Kirin is stupid. At first it looked very arrogant, but in the end it was burned by its own thunder, ” Nanan said. He retold the story with laughter.
Others were eating while listening attentively. They all laughed at the end.
Except Yuecha.
He was eating happily with the crowd. However, he quietly placed the meat in his hands. He then spewed out the meat from his mouth. He was pouting and had tears in his eyes.
He almost fainted.
Why can't they eat quietly? Why should they mention that? Why can't they let her eat happily?
The meat was already in his mouth and now he had to spit it out!
Is there anything more painful in life than this?
Immortal Linzhu stared at the piece of meat. He gulped and said, “Eh? Tara Yuecha, why don't you eat it?”
Yeucha said bitterly, “I can only eat meat if I don't know how it was killed. I heard the murder process, I..”.
Immortal Linzhu excited. He cut it, “Great, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it!”
Yuecha speechless.
“Amitabha.”
After which, the crowd chewed on Kirin's flesh happily. Only Yuecha unhappily chewed her vegetables.
After eating, everyone seemed relaxed and happy.
Xiao Chengfeng wiped her mouth and began to show off, “Master Li, how dare Kirin attack you. That's because I wasn't there. If yes, I will kill him with one sword!”
The crowd naturally ignored his arrogant claims.
Ziye frowned and said, “The last major disaster is related to the Kirin family. Even in ancient times, we only heard about Dragons and Phoenixes. We rarely hear about Kirin. They have been hiding for quite a while.”
Immortal Linzhu licked the thigh that no longer had meat left as she spoke, “I think all of Kirin has been killed long ago.”
Li Nianfan suddenly said, “If I am not mistaken, the Kirin family is involved with ‘The coronation of the Dewa’.”
Ziye's face straightened up. He said, “Please, tell us more.”
“There are Holy Beasts mentioned in ‘The Coronation of the Gods’ with the name Four-Wrong. You will probably remember. Four-Wrongs is the mistress of Kirin.”