Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 284: Expert Test
The Seventh Princess wore a light blue long chiffon dress. The dress moves with the wind. Its delicate features looked like a beautiful statue in the sunlight. He looked up at the mountain.
‘Who would have thought that an ultimate expert lived on this mountain? Experts make this the best mountain in all three realms!”
Tao Xinghe stood behind him. She waited a long time before carefully asking, “Seventh Princess, are we still going to climb the mountain?”
The Seventh Princess took a deep breath. He asked, “Are you sure you're not exaggerating anything about the expert?”
It was the sixth time he had asked.
Tao Xinghe smiled awkwardly. She said, “Seventh Princess, I'm sure of it!”
“Alright, let's go!”
The woman slowly walked on the small mountain road.
He's not as calm as he looks. He grew more nervous on the road. His heart is beating hard.
She was absolutely horrified when Tao Xinghe told her what happened that day. Days had passed but he was still in shock. He would come to visit as soon as possible but he was afraid that it would disturb his experts.
He waited, losing his mind as he waited.
As he walked, he recalled what Daoist Xinghe had said to him.
Golden Bee Honey, Five-Color Sacred Cow milk, and Spiritual Plants containing Strength. Those are the things that experts usually eat.
Especially his backyard that was filled with Spiritual Potions, Residual Strength in the air, and a magic growth serum.
The expert made the whole bucket.
It's really unheard of.
He would believe Tao Xinghe was possessed by demons or suffering from dementia, but Daoist Xinghe swore three times that she was not lying.
To be honest, he was still unsure as it was too frightening to be true. It was far beyond his comprehension. Even during the eldritch era, it was unimaginable. It was only possible in a dream.
He asked again, “The Old Dragon King is still alive and living in the expert backyard?”
Tao Xinghe nodded seriously, “Seventh Princess, that's right! This is the main secret of the Dragon. I know about it because Urchin and I are back.”
Seventh Princess asked again, “That expert is really against Fate? He wants to recreate the eldritch era?”
He tried his best to control himself but he still sounded excited.
He dreamed about recreating the occasional eldritch era. It was a beautiful dream that he did not want to wake up from. Too bad to make it back is too difficult. That's almost impossible.
Tao Xinghe nodded again. “It's really real!”
Pheuh—
The Seventh Princess heaved a sigh of relief. He forcefully controlled his agitated heartbeat. He said, “Since the expert chose to be in the Eternal Realm, we should try our best to play with him. From now on, you should call me Miss. ”
Tao Xinghe immediately nodded. “Understood, Seventh Princess.”
The two stopped talking. They slowly walked up. Immediately, an antique four-piece building appeared before the eyes.
Seventh Princess clenched her fists and thought, ‘This is an expert place? Can such an ultimate expert really exist in the world?’
It was Daoist Xinghe's second visit. He was scared too. He adjusted himself and slowly stepped forward. He knocked on the door.
Crunched…
Door opens.
Xiao Bai opened the door again.
They knew how powerful Xiao Bai was so they immediately felt their hearts clench. He asked respectfully, “May I know if Mr Li is home? Forgive our interruption.”
Xiao Bai moved to the side. “Come.”
The Seventh Princess was ready to enter. He took a deep breath.
However, he turned green when he took a breath. He choked and almost vomited. That caught him off guard.
He quickly covered his mouth with his hand.
Good.
If he vomited, the experts would not be happy. He's probably gonna die.
That stinks. The stench almost sucked his soul.
She was the esteemed Seventh Princess of the Heavenly Palace. He had never smelled such a unique smell before. That's shameful.
The Seventh Princess looked at Tao Xinghe with a blade-sharp gaze. He asked quietly through his teeth, “You didn't tell me that the expert page stinks so much. Did the expert install a poison gas shield?”
Tao Xinghe also looked confused. He held his breath and said in a troubled voice, “It doesn't look like this before.”
They both held their breaths and slowly walked in.
The Seventh Princess watched as they walked past the Xuanyuan Sea Spell Cauldron. It was an Intermediate-ranked Heavenly Spiritual Treasure!
Then, he looked at the Firefinch Demons who were busy laying eggs.
It was indeed a courtyard filled with Treasures. The Eternal Qi here surpassed the Immortal Realm Above. Even the air has Charm Insights.
However, stink…
It was too sudden. It makes them careless.
Li Nianfan looked a little awkward when he saw the visitors. He gently coughed and said, “Taois Xinghe, welcome.”
Li Nianfan was embarrassed. “So, you must be Dewi Ziye. I didn't expect you two to come today. Very sorry about that.”
He made some snacks because he wanted to. The Smell Tofu.
Maybe because the ingredients are so good, the taste is also good. It was nice to make it at home, but it was disrespectful and impolite for others to be near the foul smell.
Ziye tried his best to say, “Greetings to Mr. Li.”
He said four words and felt a foul smell around him sneak into his mouth. It filled his mouth and made him dizzy. He almost fainted.
He tried his best to look calm but he was in pain. He almost lost it.
Life is too hard.
Seventh Princess and Tao Xinghe looked at the pot.
They saw.
The pot was sizzling with oil. About seven square pieces, a dark object floated on the surface of the oil. Li Nianfan turned it over with his chopsticks.
That…
‘Fried dirt?’
Ziye and Daoist Xinghe thought simultaneously. Their limbs were cold as they felt the tremors on their backs.
Ziye quickly threw away his face. He's never seen shit like that. He's goosebumps all over the body.
Maybe that's a way to test his mental abilities?
That's scary, horrible!
Suddenly, they heard Nanan ask, “Kakak, is this not ready?”
He excitedly looked into the pot with sparkling eyes. There was a black stain on the corner of his mouth.
“Nearly finished.”
Li Nianfan smiled. Then, he said, “Didn't you see that we have guests? We should let the guests try it first. ”
‘Eat it?!’
Ziye and Tao Xinghe felt their hearts racing. Their hair stood up, they were so scared.
Then, they looked towards Daji and the others. They all had black stains on their mouths. It seems they were forced to eat a lot.
What a bunch of hardcore guys!
“T—Master Li.”
Tao Xinghe almost lost it. He forced a smile and said in a trembling voice, “You don't have to really, I .. I'm fine.”
Li Nianfan looked at their facial expressions and immediately laughed out loud. “Don't worry, you two. It smells bad, but it tastes good. It smells a bit embarrassing but you are ready to treat today. ”
Not long ago, Daji and the others wanted to throw away the pot as well. However, they are once again enslaved by delicacy after being bitten.
He suddenly realized that he had a bad sense of humor. He liked to see people fighting only to be conquered in the end.
Especially the Goddess Ziye. She was beautiful and looked like she had status. He looked cold and graceful. He wondered if he would like it.
He thought it would be a good reaction because women are food lovers.
He grins.
‘Stinky Tofu for the rich Goddess is an interesting concept. I'm absolutely brilliant.’
“All done.” Li Nianfan took the needle stick next to the pot. He stabbed a piece of Tofu Smell and placed it on a small plate. He gave it to Ziye and said, “Dewi Ziye, please. You will definitely like it.”
‘Like it?!’
Ziye almost trembled as he took the plate and held his breath. He's pale.
Then, he saw the needle.
It was the Highest Spiritual Treasure—Farum Clouds.
‘This is the Highest Spiritual Treasure and you use it for this?’
However, Spiritual Treasures had a mind of its own. Cloud Needles did not fight back at all. It was as if they were admitting defeat and surrendering to an almighty expert.
He pursed his lips and took Cloud Needles. He fought hard internally.
“Nona .. Miss.” Tao Xinghe bit her tongue and was ready to sacrifice herself. “How about I taste it for you first?”
“Not needed.”
Ziye had a trembling voice. He saw how Li Nianfan grinned. Clearly, the expert was trying to prank them.
All experts have strange habits. They have lived without end so they usually do whatever they like.
A strange hobby is a veiled test!
He must have expected their visit. Therefore, he arranged the test.
Ziye thought about how the expert wanted to recreate the eldritch era. He went for it.
He finally had the chance to meet such an expert, he couldn't miss it.
Sacrifice must be made. Meal time!