Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 731: Some Loose Screws “Please, have mercy, My Lord!”
“We are here just to increase the amount. We have no intention of fighting with you at all. ”
“We admit we were wrong. We should not listen to those bastards from the fourth dimension. I promise there won't be a next time. ”
Seeing the Eldritches and other high-powered combatants killed, those who survived knelt down and begged for mercy. They were trembling and did not even think of fighting back.
“What should we do with them?” ask Cultivator Junjun.
“Where are you all from?” blackie asked as his gaze swept over all of them.
“We are from the sixth dimension and go to the third dimension to pursue power.”
“We are locals from the third dimension and only came after the Eldritch bewitched us!”
“I am from the fifth dimension and just came out of the third dimension. I hate myself for not being able to resist the temptation of Eldritch!”
“Damn the b*fuckers for tricking us into eating shit and endangering our lives!”
They all regretted listening to the Eldritchs and punching the ground hard.
“Will in vain kill them all. Choose the higher quality ones and bring them back to the experts as game animals. Kill the rest.”
“You heard it! There's a payday!” Yang Jing and the others were seething with murderous auras and they did as Blackie commanded.
After a while, they all broke up. Nanan, Blackie, and the others returned to the four-piece building with game animals and corpses in their hands.
Next day. Li Nianfan pushed the door open and walked out. He was stunned to see three donkeys lying in the middle of the courtyard.
“Where did these three donkeys come from? Did you all go hunting in the morning?” he asked with a smile.
Nanan nodded and said, “Brother Li, there is still more where it came from.”
Dragin also nodded and said, “We brought back a lot of game animals for the zoo as well!”
“Brother Li, I want to eat roasted donkey meat!” said Little Fox greedily.
Li Nianfan shook his head and said with a smile, “Nakal, naughty. I bet you guys were out all night.”
He envied them for being immortal. They do not need much sleep and can stay outside all day and all night.
After breakfast, he followed Nanan and Dragin to see the results of their work last night. He was surprised to see more than 30 animal corpses, each one rarer and better than the next. Then, there are also live animals, each thin and healthy. Their combined number is greater than that of the dead animals, and thus, the zoo returns to its former glory.
“We took a long time to finish all these foods.” Li Nianfan asked Daji to freeze the dead animals to keep when he wanted to eat them. Then, he turned to look at the hunted animals that were pressing themselves as close as possible to the ground in fear.
“What's up, Master?” ask Daji.
“There are too many hunted animals. It wouldn't look good if we kept it outside of a four-piece building. Not to mention the sinkhole is too close,” replied Li Nianfan.
Too many game animals will cause chaos around the four-piece building, and if the sinkhole gets too close, the smell will definitely affect the area in the future.
“Brother Li, why don't we move all the game animals and sinkholes to the foot of the mountain,” Dragin suggested.
“Good idea. It's just that, we will take longer to get fertilizer for crops in the future,” said Li Nianfan.
“It was nothing for us!” dragin and Nanan said casually.
Soon, everyone worked together to fill the original sinkhole with soil. Then, they herded the hunted animals to the foot of the mountain. Li Nianfan wondered in his heart whether he should hire someone to help him.
He felt it was a bit inappropriate to ask Nanan and Dragin to do this kind of work. After all, this job is really indecent. After all, Nanan and Dragin were two little girls, so they were no match for this job.
Now, the distance to the sinkhole was further, and other than picking dirt, one had to look after the hunted animals, but who would want to do this kind of work? Those hunted beasts were extremely vicious and evil, they were definitely not something that humans could control. As for the capable immortal beings, they were definitely unwilling to do so.
Li Nianfan was thrown into a dilemma.
They started digging the ground once the official site of the sinkhole was completed. They returned to the four-part building after their task was completed.
On the way back, Li Nianfan suddenly said, “By the way, what happened to the dirt-stealing insect you mentioned last time?”
Dragin smiled and said, “Hehe, don't worry, Brother Li. The situation has been resolved. The insects will not come back. ”
“Good.” Li Nianfan nodded. It seems that even though the insecticide provided by the system is not in good condition, it is still very effective. After a pause, he said, “In spite of this, we must remain vigilant because this type of insect is known to come back more ferocious.”
There was a flash of something in their expressions.
“Yes, Brother Li. We will remember your words,” said Nanan.
‘Here he instructions again! The expert asks us to completely eradicate the people behind the scenes, so that they will not return! Looks like we have to personally go to the fourth dimension now.’ Daji's beautiful eyes flashed with determination.
“Brother Li, roasted donkey meat, roasted donkey meat!” Little Fox sings. He was filled with anticipation for the dish.
“You should ask your brother to make it for you. She is very good at cooking, you know,” Li Nianfan said with a smile.
“No, he'll just ignore me. Only you will love me, ” said the flirtatious Little Fox.
Daji's eyes were immediately fixed on the Little Fox who started shaking. He was so frightened that he turned into his namesake on the spot and jumped into Li Nianfan's embrace, hiding in his arms desperately.
Moments later, a plume of white smoke rose over the four-piece building, accompanied by a burst of interesting aromas. After a delicious lunch, Li Nianfan carried a small bag and walked out of the building towards the foot of the mountain. Daji also left the building but his goal happened to be the fourth dimension.
“Brother Jiang Liu, I see you are still cutting down trees.” Li Nianfan looked at the figure cutting down a familiar tree from a distance and walked over with a smile.
‘The expert is here!’ Jiang Liu was trembling with excitement. He quickly wiped away the sweat on his face and turned to greet Li Nianfan.
“Greetings, Lord Saint,” he said respectfully.
“Have you had lunch?” ask Li Nianfan.
“Not yet,” said Jiang Liu as he shook his head.
“It's good. I brought you some food. How about we go to your place and drink together?” ask Li Nianfan.
Jiang Liu was flattered. He felt goosebumps all over my body and with a trembling voice, he replied, “I'll be so happy! My humble abode is there.”
Jiang Liu took Li Nianfan to the wooden house he had built. It was very simple, with a base table and chair installed next to it.
“It's too simple. You should consider improving your living conditions,” said Li Nianfan. He then sat down and took out the items he had brought along a plate of beans, a bottle of wine, and some roasted donkey meat. “I hope this is to your liking.”
“This, Thank you, Holy Lord!” jiang Liu said sincerely.
As she looked at the food on the table, she gulped and she almost cried. ‘The claw was very good to me. He even prepared this specially for me. How can I be worthy of his treatment?’
He looked at the beans and could clearly see that the space around them revolved around the laws of the universe, making each nut comparable to a potion used by the Wisdom Elite.
As for the roasted donkey meat, the smell of the meat was quite familiar to him. It smells like three asses of Wisdom Elite from last night. Then, there was wine, clear as water with a thick fragrance of Wisdom aura.
“Return!” Li Nianfan raised his wine glass and drank it.
“I raised a glass for you, Mr Saint!” Jiang Liu earnestly took out a wine glass and then drank it all down.
Suddenly, a rich aroma of wine filled his entire mouth and spicy wine gushed down his throat. He was a little drunk. A powerful Wisdom Force exploded in his body, increasing mana drastically. At the same time, there seemed to be a recitation of Wisdom in his mind, which continued his enlightenment about it.
“Thank you for bringing wood up the mountain all this time,” said Li Nianfan.
“Sama-sama, Mr. Saint. Cutting wood here is the core of my life, and my life has become meaningful because of it, ” Jiang Liu said. His tone was firmly unspeakable. He spoke from the bottom of his heart.
Being able to cut wood for experts made him his indirect disciple. This is a beautiful dream that not everyone can achieve. It is incomparable to anything in the world. If nothing else, this meal alone was enough to make everyone in the Heavenly Palace go crazy from jealousy.
‘What does wood cutting have to do with the meaning of life? Has he gone crazy with all those cuts?’ thought Li Nianfan.
Li Nianfan cleared his throat and asked, “What do you feel when cutting wood?”
Jiang Liu thought that Li Nianfan was testing him and he sat a little straighter as he said seriously, “I feel the rhythm of Wisdom. Every time I cut it, I had a different perception of whether it was serving or killing Wisdom. The angle, strength, mood, even my mentality will have an impact on my sword. I felt that I had stepped onto the verge of the Dao of Wood Chopping. It is a kind of behavioral cultivation and also heart.”
‘Wow!’ Li Nianfan was stunned. ‘He must have gone mad and become a firewood demon. He even came up with the Dao of Wood Chopping. Maybe he should make a religion out of it.’
Li Nianfan's eyes were complicated. Jiang Liu was talented, unquestionably, and had a unique perspective. Perhaps he was like one of the characters from the novel he liked to read in his previous life, one who could come out with a strange but unique power.
“What do you think about everything I say, Mr Saint?” asked Jiang Liu.
Li Nianfan clenched his mouth and said flatly, “This is a good mentality, but I don't think you should be too addicted to cutting wood. It's not good to think too much. Be a little less serious when you are cutting wood. ”
He hoped that by saying this he would be able to pull Jiang Liu back to normal ground.
A strange expression flashed across Jiang Liu's face. It was as if someone had poured enlightenment into his brain as he grasped the truth one after another.
‘I have been blindly involved in how to cut wood and have forgotten the most basic essence of it. It was just cutting wood, why think too much about it?’
The aura on his body surged while Wisdom surrounded him like the wind, making his clothes flap gently. He went straight from the Wisdom Elite first step to the peak of the Wisdom Elite first step. A little more and he would have broken through to the Wisdom Elite of the second step.
‘The clerk didn't come just to bring me lunch. He came because he knew I needed guidance.’ Jiang Liu suddenly got up and bowed to Li Nianfan. “I understand now! Thank you for your advice, Holy Lord. I'm almost lost!”
‘Hah? What advice do I give? What's he talking about? There seems to be some loose screws in all the brains of the cultivators.’ Li Nianfan rolled his eyes and changed the subject. “Actually, I came here to ask for your help.”
“How can I serve you, Mr Saint?” Jiang Liu said in a serious voice as if he was ready to die for Li Nianfan at any moment.
“The group of game meat I keep is moved to the foot of the mountain, and I need your help to take care of it so as not to have an accident,” Li Nianfan said.
“No problem. I will take care of them with my life!” jiang Liu said firmly.
“Uhh, no need to sacrifice your life for this.” Li Nianfan shook his head and then said, “I'm also looking for a gong farmer to deliver animal waste from the foot of the mountain to a four-piece building for fertilization. I'd like to ask you to supervise a suitable candidate. ”
‘This is the work of the century!’ Jiang Liu's heart flinched. He was confident that the entire seven dimensions would explode if he announced the recruitment.
“Don't worry, Holy Lord, I'll let you know as soon as I find someone suitable,” promised Jiang Liu.
Meanwhile, in the fourth dimension, the originally lively Heaven Mystery Pavilion became silent. Only the old pavilion master sat alone in the deepest part of the pavilion, quietly waiting for everyone's return.
Inside the room, there was still the smell of Origins from the seventh dimension, which made the old pavilion master lick his lips from time to time. He frowned and muttered to himself. “What took them so long? Even if Lord Angel did not wish to come, it would not take long for them to exterminate the entire Angel Clan. ”
The Eldritch and the others were so powerful that it was impossible for them to be delayed by such a trivial matter. The old pavilion master raised his hand and started divining with his fingers. The fact that his body had merged with the fourth dimensional Origins meant that he could tell most of the major changes were happening and would happen in the fourth dimension.
Suddenly, his fingers stopped moving and his expression changed drastically. Then, he retells, repeating it seven or eight times but the result is the same for each time.
“There is poison in his poop?!” he cried while trembling violently.