Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 743: We Also Want To Be Gong Farmers!
The Eldritchs were instantly shocked and lost their fighting spirit. A woodcutter and a gong farmer just killed everyone. Even more surprising is that the dung bucket and the dung fork are actually Ultimate Origins Treasures.
Moreover, Gu Hongtian was the strongest among them. He greatly dominated mana and had been blessed by Guhui. He could remove the thick Origins from this body at any time. However, all of this meant nothing before Ultimate Origins Treasures. The seventh dimension is too dangerous. It was not something that Eldritches should crave.
“Where do you think you're going? My shit fork is not done with you!” shouted Elite King loudly. With killing intent in his eyes, he shot and the dirt fork in his hand turned into a long rainbow.
“Blergh—!” Another eldritch died.
Then, his attacks shot out in all directions, coldly beheading the Eldritches one after another, not sparing anyone at all.
Elite King suddenly remembered something and asked, “By the way, where was the masked female monk earlier?”
Jiang Liu looked around. “She got scared and left while we were fighting. He's very fast. He didn't even look back..”.
Meanwhile, in the backyard of the four-piece building, a willow branch moved across space with Gu Hongtian tightly bound. Gu Hongtian was still frightened and dumbfounded, fighting hard. However, he became silent like a statue once he arrived in the backyard because he could clearly feel a huge pressure pressing down on him.
‘It looks like there is a terrifying power that can suppress everything in this space here! Where am I actually?’ thought Gu Hongtian while observing his surroundings. What he saw shook him.
“O..o...Origins?” His voice rose an octave higher in disbelief. “What is this place? Why are there Origins flowing around? Wisdom has materialized into outer space and the laws of the universe have been turned into air!”
His mind went back blank as he looked at the creatures in the courtyard. All the vegetables on the ground were emitting Origins. Milk from cows, honey collected by bees, and fruits growing on trees were all heavenly objects condensed from the essence of Origins. Even a blade of grass contained Origins that were stronger than Ultimate Treasure Origins in his hands. The origins of the seven dimensions that Eldritch was looking for crazily were not only abundant but endless here.
His lips twitched and he could not even speak properly. “Could it...maybe...maybe I have reached the end of se...se....se seventh dimension? Root Origin? Or, am I dreaming?”
In the next moment, he felt a feeling of weightlessness, and then the sky spun. The willow twig wiggled him up and down wildly, so fast that he just ran away. After a while, it stopped.
Then, he saw two girls standing in front of him and asked in shock, “Who — who are you ?!”
Nanan and Dragin ignored him and instead asked, “Saudari Willow, why did you bring Eldritch here?” ask them curious.
The willow tree uses its heavenly consciousness to communicate with them. “Before this long, I suddenly sensed the aura of Fifth Brother and learned that it was from the Eldritches, so I decided to capture it.”
Then, he asked Gu Hongtian anxiously, This “Jawab of me, have you ever found an inscription? What does it look like?”
“Haha, you won't take a word out of me!” gu Hongtian said stubbornly.
Immediately, the willow branch whipped him and pierced through his soul, causing him to let out a muffled groan as his body trembled.
“Where is the inscription now?” ask the willow tree in a low voice.
“My lips are locked!” Gu Hongtian smiled coldly. “I advise you to give up. I'll destroy my heavenly consciousness if you peek into my soul. It might be easier for you to kill me now.”
“Sister Willow, I have an idea to make him talk! We can use the power of itching on him!” nanan said excitedly.
“Itchy powder?” The willow tree was surprised by this suggestion.
Dragin smiled wickedly, and he said, “We got it from Brother Li. The powder makes people very itchy. Too bad Brother Li forbade us to try it on people we know.”
“Ital?” Gu Hongtian laughed as if he had heard the most ridiculous thing in the world. “I'm not afraid of dying, or getting sick, so you think I'm afraid of itching? You two are really naive!” said insulting.
“Ooh, this makes me even more want to try it!” nanan said more excitedly. He quickly took out an itchy powder and sprinkled it onto Gu Hongtian. Then, he waited eagerly for the powder to work.
“That's it?” gu Hongtian asked calmly. He didn't seem panicked at all. Suddenly, he frowned and started swinging his body forward and backward. In three more seconds, he twisted violently like an earthworm. His face was red and his lips were shaking.
“Hahahahaha!” He could not help it anymore and a laughter of pain came out of his mouth. “Let me go! Please, let me go so I can scratch the gate!”
In an instant, tears began to fall on his face and his body became red like a cooked lobster. He never stopped trembling and his face became wrinkled with endless laughter.
“It's so itchy! Please, just kill me now! You monsters! Uh-h! I can't take it anymore. Ha ha ha ha ha.” He alternated between crying and laughing, making her look absolutely crazy.
The whole backyard was quiet. Even the wind is gone. Everyone was secretly watching Gu Hongtian give his life-long performance.
“I... i... i...” Gu Hongtian's voice is weak and hoarse. He was really at the end of his tether. However, just as he was about to give up, the willow tree suddenly shook and quickly submerged him into the pond, almost at the same time Li Nianfan arrived where they were.
“What happened here? What sound have I just heard?” li Nianfan asked curiously.
“Brother Li, it's just Nanan and I playing around,” Dragin said, his face slightly red.
“Don't be too loud, did you hear?” li Nianfan. He then wandered around in the backyard for a while. “Please, milk the cow and take the honey from the hive later.”
“Yes, Brother Li,” said Nanan and Dragin, nodding obediently.
The longer Li Nianfan stayed, the more Gu Hongtian had to suffer. He spun like a snake in the water, so much so that every bone in his body was almost broken. Water ran down his nose and bubbles came out of his mouth.
The itching drove him crazy. He could not scream and he could not scratch it. During this time, one second was equivalent to one year for him. It was a fate worse than death. The fish in the pond gathered around him and looked at him with pity in their eyes.
“Tsk tsk, this is what you get for playing around with the experts. You will never win against his uncertainty, ” said the Old Dragon.
“I'll tell you anything you want to know!” he screamed as he came out of the water. Tears of helplessness and despair came out of his eyes.
Dragon removed the itchy power from his body, smiled, and said, “I'll make sure the powder sticks to you for at least a day and a night if you lie to us.”
Gu Hongtian gasped and trembled. His scalp began to crawl thinking of hives all day and night. He'd rather die than go through that hell again.
“Do not worry. I'm not going to tell you anything but the truth. Inscription in the first dimension. It was he who told Eldritch Ancestor, no, the b*jingan Guhui about the Seven-dimensional Origin.” He told them everything he knew, not even daring to stop in between.
“That's impossible! Fifth Brother the inscription. Why did he tell the Eldritch that information?” the willow tree doesn't believe.
“Everything I say is true and I have told you everything I know. I'm not lying at all. Please, trust me!” Gu Hongtian started crying, for fear of the itchy powder being applied to his skin again. “By the way, the b*jingan Guhui said that it claimed to be Heaven.”
“Heaven? Fifth Brother must have been contaminated by Heaven! But with his strength, there is no way he will fall easily,” said the sad willow tree.
It only took him a second to guess what happened. “Fifth Brother is definitely alive! I have to go save her!” he said anxiously.
“Saudari Willow, don't act rashly. The bias is in the first dimension and there is no portal connecting our dimension yet,” Dragin said.
“Guhui b*the son of a bitch has consumed poison dung and seems to have reached his limit. He will definitely make a portal here, ” Gu Hongtian said nonstop.
The willow tree calmed down and then said coldly, “As Eldritch, your sin is too great to forgive. However, I will give you a quick and painless death! ”
His willow branch pierced through Gu Hongtian's chest, removing his Origins of Life.
“Sister Willow, I will help you save Fifth Brother once the portal to the first dimension is opened,” Dragin said.
Nanan clenched his fists and said, “Yes, we will annihilate every Eldritch!”
At the same time, Junjun Cultivators and Yang Jing were heading towards the Fallen Immortal Mountain. They had just had a discussion with Lord Angel about the various changes taking place, and how the fourth and fifth dimensions were facing the crisis of their Origins' usurpation. Tough times were near and they didn't know what to do, so they decided to visit the experts.
Along the way, they met Jiang Liu and the Elite King who had just finished fighting.
“Yo, are you guys here to visit the experts?” Jiang Liu and the Elite King were clearing the battlefield. They smiled casually when they saw him.
“Is this all.... Eldritch?” The eyes of the Junjun Cultivator widened slightly. Then, in a voice of shock and anger, he shouted, “How dare they make trouble here!”
“No need to work hard, They are just ants under my shit fork.” The Elite King shrugged indifferently and said with a smile, “Being a gong farmer can sometimes be boring and their visit is a good distraction.”
The mouths of Cultivators Junjun and Yang Jing began to twitch. They could sense the incomparable terrifying strength of these Eldritches. One of them could defeat the two of them, and yet, to the Elite King, they were just ants? Is it a mandatory requirement for all strong fighters to be show-off?
“Garp dirt?” Yang Jing looked at the dirt fork in the Elite King's hand and suddenly felt a terrifying aura from it.
Elite King laughed and said, “Yes, I forgot to tell you. From now on, my job is to deliver manure to the experts. This dirt fork and bucket of dirt was given to me by the expert.”
‘Ah, so it was given to him by his experts. No wonder they are so amazing!’
The jealousy in the eyes of the Junjun Cultivator and Yang Jing overflowed. “Congratulations. You will definitely rise to a very high level now that you get help from experts, ”say them all with salt.
Elite King waved his hand and said humbly, “Hahaha, I am just an ordinary gong farmer. There's no way I'm as good as all of you in the Heavenly Palace.”
‘Then why are you smiling so happily?!’ Both the Junjun Cultivator and Yang Jing felt drained emotionally and mentally. Not wanting to stay any longer, they trudged up the mountain with a feeling of tightness on their chests.
“Am I not good enough? Why was I not chosen to be an expert gong farmer?” asked Cultivator Junjun sadly.
Yang Jing was very envious and said, “The dirt fork is so cool! I'm sure it's even stronger than my Three-Eyed Two-Eyed Sword!”
Once they reached the four-piece building, they calmed down before knocking on the door.
“Is the Holy Lord home? We, the Cultivators of Junjun and Yang Jing, came to see him!”
Xiao Bai opened the door and said, “Log in.”
“Thank you.” Cultivator Junjun and Yang Jind nodded at Xiao Bai and stepped into the four-piece building.
“Lord Saint, we brought you some pepino to try,” Cultivator Junjun said. He had thought long and hard about the gift he had to bring. He remembered that experts liked fruits the most.
Sure enough, a smile appeared on Li Nianfan's face. He ate pepino years ago. It tasted good but was too expensive, unlike the fruit he had planted in his own backyard. He was grateful for the gift.
“Thank you! I am getting sick of eating the same fruit from my backyard every day. This pepino will definitely spice things up!” he said with gratitude. Then, to Xiao Bai, he said, “Xiao Bai, go harvest the fruits for our esteemed guest. Make sure there is plenty to go around. This Pepino given by them is worth a thousand times more than all the fruits in our backyard combined.”
His words made Junjun Cultivators and Yang Jing blush in embarrassment. They sat down and then saw a snowball on the table. In the transparent ice layer, clouds of gray fog flowed like water, turning into various shapes.
They raised their eyebrows first and there was a hint of doubt in their eyes. ‘Why does this gray fog look so familiar? Could it..’
They took time closer and snapped back at the next moment! ‘That's Heaven!’