Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 435: Walnuts With Dreams, Kunpeng Party
Li Nianfan returned to the four-part building. He started preparing the ingredients for the Kunpeng Party.
‘This will be the party of the legendary Immortal. According to the Jade Emperor and the Empress, it would be equivalent to a Flat Peach Party. I can't be careless,’ Li Nianfan picked up his vegetables while reminding himself. He should laugh. ‘I can't believe it. I can't believe I'm going to go to a party full of legendary Gods. Life is so unexpected. Very interesting!’
However, he could not make his own soup for such a large pot.
Li Nianfan looked to the side. Xiao Bai was cleaning all kinds of vegetables. He said, “Xiao Bai, grab more vegetables and fruits from the backyard. Also, come with me to the Kunpeng Party. I'll take you to see the sky view. Ha ha...”
Xiao Bai bowed like a gentleman and said, “Ya, my noble master.”
Li Nianfan started to think about who he should invite again. He could not forget any of them.
‘Holy Emperor, Linxian Palace, Wanjian Immortal Sect, Linyun Eternal Pavilion, Azure Ville ..’
‘Oh yes, and Blackie!’
Blackie had joined the dogs. He had to invite a few dogs as well, so they would take care of Blackie. He did not want the novice Blackie to be bullied by the dogs.
‘Huh, I'm a very worried father.’
Time pass.
Li Nianfan and everyone in the Heavenly Palace were immersed in preparing for the feast. They do not notice the passage of time.
Soon, it was the day after tomorrow.
It's still dark outside. Li Nianfan packed up his things and headed for the Heavenly Palace with Daji and the others.
They naturally had to be there early to prepare for the party.
Li Nianfan saw an extra bird in the four-piece building. She's surprised. He asked, “Yo, Daji, is this walnut a demon?”
Phoenix Flame nodded, “Ya, it is Devil Walnuts. It represents one of the Devils.”
The walnut was the size of a palm. It was seen that Li Nianfan was looking at him. It instantly trembled and tried to hide its head in its chest.
It was obviously frightened and nervous.
‘Bigshot, I was wrong. Please, let me go..’.
The canary screamed and pleaded in the heart. It was anxious and its fur ruffled.
That walnut is Mr. Kunpeng.
After Daji took out his Primordial Spirit, it was brought into the backyard like the Black Kirin of the Dragons.
Lord Kunpeng was astonished by everything in the backyard. He had not expected that there would be a part of the eldritch era in the Absolute Era. It was even better than the eldritch era!
Lord Kunpeng knew there was a mysterious powerful bigshot but he still could not handle it. He's really impressed.
At that moment, he felt anxious because the big fellow was staring at him. He thinks that bigshot won't forgive him.
‘If a big man wants me dead, I will die!’
Li Nianfan casually smiled. He was wasting face, “Ha, this walnut is so cowardly. Must be one of those shy species. All right, let's go.”
Chirp
Canary chirping weakly. He breathed a sigh of relief. It barely survives.
The god Kunpeng turned into a canary due to his energy.
The body of a greater cultivator would be more unnatural no matter who it was. Novice cultivators still had their veins and blood. However, once they became the Daluo Golden Immortal, their way of life would change. Their blood vessels automatically change. Even Saints are like that. Their bodies followed the Strength of Laws and their flesh was only the outside.
This was why the body of a greater cultivator was more valuable than the body of an ordinary person.
Lord Kunpeng has the Holy Meat. His body was filled with all sorts of strength. He was unable to form any other flesh due to the energy within his original body.
It was quite difficult for him to be able to form palm-sized walnut meat. Lord Kunpeng leveled to Daluo Golden Immortal.
The canary looked determined. He thought, ‘Take care of me as I cultivate into a Garuda Bird again! I will write a legendary story in the future, I will call it ‘Reincarnation Birds Back to Garuda’ Birds!’
They rode on the clouds. They were familiar with the route so they soon arrived at the Southern Sky Gate.
The South Sky Gate was clearly decorated because of the feast. It was decorated with lights and ribbons. There was a large banner on it as well. It states ‘First Kunpeng Heavenly Palace’!
Walnuts almost coughed up blood when they saw the banner. ‘What do you mean by the first? Will there be a second, third time? I will tear down this Southern Sky Gate right now, but I am not a cruel bird!’
Juling Shen stood at the Gate of the Southern Sky. He instantly lit up when he saw Li Nianfan. He quickly left, saluted, and said respectfully, “Greetings to Lord Saint.”
Li Nianfan smiled and teased, “Juling Shen, long time no see. How are you?”
Suddenly, he realized that his face was swollen. Juling Shen was already a big and great person, so his swollen face was very noticeable.
Li Nianfan immediately asked curiously, “What happened to your face? Is swollen?”
“I had a small accident. Don't mention it.”
Juling Shen wagged it. Then, he gestured, “Please, Mr. Saint.”
Li Nianfan nodded. He followed Juling Shen to the Heavenly Palace.
They quickly passed through Lingxiao Palace and arrived at Yao Chi.
‘Yao Chi, Yao Chi, pool water everywhere. Beautiful Jade Bridge and high pavilions. The clouds surround this place. Spacious, comfortable, luxurious, and majestic. Perfect place for a party.’
The Jade Emperor and the Empress were waiting there. They immediately went to greet him when they saw Li Nianfan.
Li Nianfan noticed that many other Gods had returned as well. For example, the Seven Daughters. They're all here. They smiled and nodded at him.
They had to rush back no matter what because it was a big event planned around experts.
The Jade Emperor saluted. He smiled and said, “Again, Saint. Take a quick look, do you think there are any adjustments needed for the decor? ”
Li Nianfan looked around. A large pot was placed in the middle of Yao Chi. The stove at the bottom of the pan is well arranged.
The jade table and chairs were neatly placed around a large pot, three chairs per table. The Goddesses would help serve food to the guests of the time.
There was a round stage floating in front of him. It was most likely used for dance performances.
Li Nianfan sincerely praised, “This arrangement is perfect. Thanks for everything, everyone!”
“Oh yes, I brought fruit and wine.”
Li Nianfan took out three large sacks of fruits. Then, he took out four large barrels.
“These three barrels are white wine, red wine, and milk. Here comes the fruit juice. Be careful, do not get mixed.”
The Gods are stunned. They try their best to control themselves. They quietly breathe.
‘Rich and generous!’
‘A very big treasure to treat guests! Only experts can do that!’
The Empress said, “Quick. Waiter, quickly arrange! ”
“Yes, Empress.”
The servants bowed and carried fruit sacks and large barrels.
Taibai Jinxing followed them and continued to remind them in a soft voice. He carefully watched them as he said, “Be careful. You can't screw this up. Do not spill any wine. This item is too precious, even the Emperor and Empress do not have it!”
Li Nianfan looked at the pot and furrowed his brows. He murmured, “Next, it's time to deal with the corpse.”
Mr. Kunpeng is too big. He can't handle it himself. However, Li Nianfan had an idea on how to prepare meat. He told Jade Emperor, “Emperor, I was worried I would need a maid to prepare the corpse.”
“Master Saint, how about me?”
The Food God is ready to go. He can't wait to recommend himself. “I have experience in cooking and I also have some students who can cook. We can be your helper.”
“Of course, good.” Li Nianfan smiled and nodded. “Then let's do this. I'll teach you how. Xiao Bai, let's start.”
They immediately surrounded the corpse of the Kunpeng God.
Canaries watched as they abused his former body. Then, he looked at his string body and cried. ‘I used to have a big and perfect body but it is no longer mine. Huu huu..’.
The guests gradually arrived.
Juling Shen, Ye Liuyun, and the Seven Daughters greeted them at the gate.
The first guests to come were people from the Underworld, Black and White Impermanence, as well as the Cow Head and Horse Face. They all looked emotional and excited, especially the Cow Head and the Horse Face. They drooled loudly.
Black's impermanence looked angry. He must scold them, “Clean that saliva now! There will be a lot of people at this party. We have been chosen by experts to be his guests so we represent the Underworld. Don't embarrass me!”
“Hehe, sorry. We couldn't help it because we were going to eat food cooked by the experts. ” Ox-Head quickly sipped his saliva. “I can't. I smell something good. How about you, Horse Face?”
“A very good wine aroma. I was in heaven..”.
Then the dogs came.
“Hah? Divorced Dog, I can't believe you're coming. ”
Juling Shen was shocked to see the Deified Dog. Then, he smiled and asked, “Why is it just you? Where's Teacher? Also, why would you bring an ordinary dog? Are you not worried that it will embarrass you? ”
“I forgot to introduce,” grinning Deified Dog. “This Dog from Lord Saint, Blackie!”
“Oh, Holy Lord ..”
Juling Shen widened his eyes in shock. He stopped in his tracks and choked on his words. He immediately curled up and whined, “Dog .. Mr.. Mr. Dog. I see that you have arrived, Mr. Dog. Sorry for being rude just now, I got out of it. You didn't hear anything, did you? Mr Dog?”
Blackie grinned. “Huh, what do you think?”
Then, Blackie's cat walked to the Heavenly Palace with the Deified Dog.
Juling Shen was stunned when he saw Blackie leave. He wanted to slap himself hard.
‘I just got back from my punishment and my stupid mouth got me in trouble again. Jesus, my mouth is a curse!’
Immortal Linzhu also arrived. He's very excited. Everyone knows he is a foodie.
“Argh, Sister Ziye, thank you for the invitation. I've gone crazy thinking about delicious food. I wish the stars every night for good food. Look, I shed a tear.”
Ziye looked annoyed. He moved and said, “I don't see tears but I see a lot of saliva. Stop talking to me. You spit on my face.”
Some figures rose above the bad clouds.
Luo Shiyu, Qin Manyun, and Lin Qingyun had arrived. They had not become Gods so they did not know how to ride the clouds. They are united to be more courageous.
Luo Shiyu flinched. “Dad, I.. I'm a little nervous.”
The Holy Emperor laughed. “Stupid boy, why are you nervous?”
Luo Shiyu replied, “This is a Heavenly Palace. The Immortal's. Everyone is an Immortal except us. ”
“So what if it is a Heavenly Palace?” The Holy Emperor asked. “At that time, we went to the four-part building to visit the experts. Do you think the Heavenly Palace can be compared to that? ”
“The four-part architecture of experts is naturally superior to the Heavenly Palace.”
“Really? We've been to a four-piece building. So, this is only the Heavenly Palace. We got this, don't worry. ” Holy Emperor quietly calmed himself as he comforted Luo Shiyu. He's nervous too.
Yao Mengji said in a quivering voice, “I heard that this is the Kunpeng Party. Cud. An extremely powerful existence. We'll eat Kunpeng meat. It's not real.”
Lin Mufeng said, “Really? When I got the invitation, I thought it was fake. Besides.I can't believe someone like an expert will still remember someone like me. I was really touched. I can cry thinking about it.”
Lin Qingyun had a complex gaze. He said with determination, “Huh, experts always give us a chance. We really don't deserve it. I won't hesitate if he needs me!”
Then the dragon arrived.
Ao Yun and Xiao Chengfeng got along with each other. They were both cultivators with broken cultivations. They immediately sympathized with each other.
They instantly became a duo of senior-cultivator companions.
Xiao Chengfeng laughed and said, “Brother Ao, we are free and there is no need to worry about anything. We'll drink, play chess, and walk the three realms as we please. It is a much more comfortable way of life. It is life!”
Ao Yun nodded in agreement. “Really? Look, we may have ruined our cultivation but we are still here to eat Kunpeng meat. Holy Kunpeng. More importantly, we will eat fruits and wine from the experts. Life is beautiful, isn't it?”
“Sounds good! I will not trade my cultivation for a life like this!”
Xiao Chengfeng raised her sword and stroked it. He said, “I used to be very stubborn. Sword cultivation is very difficult! I will prepare some tests and pass down my legacy to my successor. Then, I will live a comfortable life. Sweet and pleasant life!”