Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 645: Eating Preserved Meat With Tears
Li Nianfang took the dragon fruit seeds and cut the rest of his flesh into pieces to be divided among the group. It felt exactly as he remembered, but unfortunately the texture turned out to be less than desirable. “This dragon fruit cultivation method needs to be improved. The texture is a bit lacking. You will all know what I am talking about after I planted it myself.”
The group did not hesitate about what he said and nodded accordingly. They would never be foolish enough to argue with Li Nianfang. Moreover, there was still a significant difference between this dragon fruit and the other Li Nianfang fruits. Dragon fruit, however, is made by energetic creatures.
‘Should I go?’ The energetic Chaos beings think inwardly.
“There is so much dragon meat! There are too many!” Li Nianfang was deep in thought. He decided to give the dragon meat to the people around him. This way they will owe him a favor and strengthen their bond.
“Queen Nuwa, I plan to make this into preserved meat. Why don't you come and pick it up when they're ready and share it with the people from Xia Kingdom and Spiritual Mountain, ” Li Nianfang said with a smile.
“OK, I thank you on their behalf, Holy Lord,” said Nuwa. He grinned from ear to ear.
The rest of the days passed by with a blur for those living in the four-part building. They had to remove the dragon scales, peel off its skin, remove its veins and cut it into pieces in preparation to heal it. It was a boring job.
From time to time, Li Nianfang grappled with a surreal sense of how the four-part building had become a slaughterhouse for dragon meat. When that happened, he would become even more excited as he was sure that he who used to be unable to imagine the scene before him was now.
After all, what he held in his hands were legends and myths. It was a terrifying real dragon from crying out loud. An ordinary human like him who faced off against so many dragons, even though they were all dead, was a miracle in itself. He was sure he had done everything he had transmigrated before being proud!
‘I shouldn't waste the Dragon parts. I could use the scales to make some clothes. As for his blood, maybe I can make it into a medicinal bath or realize my dream of making dragon blood wine. What should I do with the tendon? Oh I know, I can make it into a bow. I'm sure I'll look cool with the new gun!’ Li Nianfang was like a child in a candy store as he planned out what he would make with every inch of the dragon's body.
‘Ah, I almost forgot! I still need to patch Blackie's leather pants. No day goes by where I don't worry about him. Since the hole is right where the butt hole is, maybe I should make a patch in a mosaic pattern. Ha ha!’
Meanwhile, somewhere on the Spiritual Mountain, the Great Demon King was sitting in the middle of a group of bald-headed worshippers with shawls wrapped around his body. He received Buddhist baptism and chanted the sutra as penance for all his previous sins.
He gazed around the shiny bald head around a face that said that he had nothing to live for anymore because he was handled like a puppet by the monks. He sighed deeply and thought, ‘Thinking that Buddhism used to be the number one enemy of the devil. Heck, it was even destroyed by Luohou once. And now look at me, sitting here among this bald-headed donkey. Woe to me. Well, if you can't fight them, join them. After all, it is better to stay alive than to live in fear outside of’.
At the same time, on the Dragon Planet, boundless dragon power enveloped the planet while the strongest Heavenly Dragon cry resounded in the air. The Heavenly Dragon Race heads wore a pair of shiny silver horns on their heads and were born with two pupils in each eye. He was sitting on the Heavenly Dragon throne while a powerful aura continued to flow out from his body. This aura was willingly subdued by his ministers.
Inside the main hall stood five elders from the five dragon tribes with pale expressions on their faces.
“Is there still no word from the three elders?” The Heavenly Dragon Head asked.
“Unfortunately no,” said one of the elders of the dragon tribe. “But we've sent more people to investigate. We will get our answer soon.”
The Heavenly Dragon's head slammed his palm on the table. “Useless! You are all useless!” he shouted furiously, “Didn't you all swear that the three elders have captured a Chaos Heavenly Dragon girl, the most talented of all Dragon bloodlines, and will soon become the prince's wife? Do you think it's funny to lie to me?
With great expectations came great disappointment. He had planned all the weddings and if the dragon girl was as good as they said, then he did not even mind being the groom. He was all pumped up thinking about the awakening of the Heavenly Dragon Race and had been waiting patiently for the good news. But it was like three elders had disappeared from the face of the universe since the last message. How could he not be angry now?
Suddenly, a pale-faced follower rushed in from outside and said in a panicked voice, “Through the aura of the three elders, we found ..”
“Vomit! What did you find?” The Heavenly Dragon Head asked coldly.
“We found their auras were everywhere and no new auras could be detected. They're all dead!” The followers are sorry.
The faces of the five tribal elders turned purple with anger.
“Who dares to kill our Sky Dragon Race?”
“Aura they are everywhere? Could they have moved their bodies?”
“We won't let this lie down! They are obviously trying to provoke us!”
“We must avenge them by killing them all!”
Their voices were filled with arrogance and bloodlust.
The Heavenly Dragon Head did not say anything as he sat quietly on the throne with his eyes closed. He waited for the commotion to subside before saying something, “Do you know where they are now?”
“Their last location is somewhere in the Area of the Gods. I did not look any further than that and from what I know, no dragons from other tribes survived as well, ” replied his follower.
The Heavenly Dragon Head nodded. “According to the information provided by the three elders, the Chaos Heavenly Dragon bloodline is from the Area of the Gods, right? It seemed that he did not come from a simple background. All dragon tribes have been summoned to the ancient battleground, yet only dragons from the Area of the Gods have survived.”
He paused for effect before continuing. “Send a message to all the other Dragons in Chaos stating that the Inheritance of the ancient battleground has fallen into the hands of someone from the Area of the Gods and who killed all the other Dragons. Tell them that I will be more than willing to join them to uphold justice for the perpetrators ”
“Ya sir!” Followers then left the main hall to spread the message.
After that, all the different Dragon tribes in Chaos received the message.
“How dare they kill our race?” The Dragon Horse Tribe.
“What exactly is Heritage in the ancient battleground? It must be very strong for everyone who wants to get it.”
“Area of the Gods? I always wanted to go there. I pledge allegiance to join.”
“Dragon in the Area of the Gods must be fake. We are the true bloodline. ”
“I'm not afraid of the Heavenly Dragon on our side. We will not be stopped by their power.”
The various Dragon tribes sent their replies and began to gather their strength. That momentum created a dark flow that led directly to the Area of the Gods.
Five days passed in the blink of an eye. Li Nianfang had finished making the preserved meat and gave it to the people in the Heavenly Palace. On the same day, the Heavenly Palace held a party to taste the preserved meat and flat peaches. The happiest of them all was Kirin because they and the Dragon were natural enemies.
“So this is what the Sky Dragon feels like from Chaos. From the appearance of meat alone, one could tell that they were a very strong race.”
“Yes! I can't believe we're eating the flesh of our natural enemy! It tastes so good! Hahaha.”
Meanwhile, in the Empath Sect, Qin Zhongshan carried a bundle of preserved meat with a wide grin on his face. It took all of Qin Yun and Qin Chuyue's determination to stop themselves from eating all of the preserved meat back then as well.
“Good an expert gave us all this preserved meat. We are very lucky to have him as a friend.”
“What have we done to get his kindness?”
“I can't wait! I want to eat it now!”
“No, we must present it to the Buddha first to show our sincerity.”
Jiechi, the Buddha, and a group of monks stared in a daze at the preserved meat offering in front of them. They started singing. They were monks who had sworn not to eat meat. Did experts test their resolve by giving them preserved meat?
“I know!” said Jiech suddenly. “The expert wants us to use this preserved meat in our buddhism training. We must train our resolve by simply reciting the meat and not eating it.”
“Is this not a form of torture?” Ask the Great Demon King. He looked dumbfounded and saliva dripped from his mouth. “I'll be crazy! I want to eat meat! Even licking can. I don't want to be a monk anymore. I beg of you, please.” This is the first time the poor Great Lord Devil has found such a fragrant flesh like the one before him.
Li Nianfang had no ulterior motive to distribute the preserved meat, but his actions had caused a commotion in the Area of the Gods, attracting the attention of everyone. Those who had received the preserved meat from him naturally became arrogant and could not wait to show off the reward of honor. Instead, those who did not receive the preserved meat became moody and swore to themselves that they would work harder to befriend the experts.
Three more days passed and the night air was as cold as ice water. Outside the Chaos gathered terrifying energies as they streaked across the sky, making the air tremble behind them. The group was led by the Heavenly Dragon Head as they directed straight towards the Area of the Gods. There were only two things in his mind — revenge and Dragin. He would stop at nothing to make her a bride for his son.
“Dragon, it is time we take over the Area of the Gods!” He said with an excited voice.
“Yes! We will show them what the Dragon is made of!”
“I'm sure there's nothing great about the Area of the Gods.”
“There are all kinds of strong people in the Area of the Gods. It would be wise for us to keep our heads low to get a foothold in this situation first. ”
After the discussion ended, they gracefully entered the Area of the Gods. As soon as they were inside the city, they became interested in the things around them but that feeling was soon replaced with a sense of awe at the vastness of the place.
“Where should we go first?” Someone asked.
The Heavenly Dragon Head closed its eyes to better track down the aura of the dead Heavenly Dragon. Within a few seconds or so, he opened his eyes and stared fixedly at a certain direction. “Everything, follow me!”
The group did as he commanded and soon arrived at the mountainous area. On top of each mountain stood a glittering golden temple and buddha music was heard from them.
“Too noisy!” The Heavenly Dragon Head frowned and released a terrifying energy that annihilated all the temples. Only a sound of silence could be heard after that.
“What happened?”
“Aura very scary. It was an enemy attack!”
“Look to the sky! There are so many of them and they don't seem to be very friendly.”
“Quickly ask Buddha to come here.”
The Dragons stared at the panicked monks from above the sky. Their absurdity caused them to laugh out loud.
“The bald people look like a bunch of ants running around the ground.”
“Wow, their heads are very shiny under the night sky.”
“It looks like there are no skilled fighters among them. It should be an easy job.”
“Hah? Do you guys feel that? It feels like the aura of Dragon.”
All the Dragons set their sights in a certain direction at the same time. They were greeted with a view of a bundle of preserved meat.
“What is it..is it dragon meat? Impossible!”
“Who would dare to do this?”
“The smell is very good. It must taste good!”
The collective swallowing sound caused ripples in the sky. The Heavenly Dragon Head also stared at the preserved meat and with a wave of his hand called out to him. The scent of preserved meat became even more viscous now that it was so close to it.
“This is indeed made of dragon meat and belongs to one of our elders to boot!” His voice was filled with sadness and anger. “He has been turned into cured meat! Poor him!” He then bit the preserved meat. “Enak once...” Her tears keep falling. Only he knew it was not tears of sadness but tears of happiness because of how delicious the preserved meat was.
He bit again. “How could anyone be so cruel?” The preserved meat became less in a matter of seconds and the other Dragon elders could not help but say, “Leave some for us!”
“And us! Sharing is caring.”
“Never in my life, I wish dragon meat was so delicious.”
“It looks like I have passed the point of no return.”
“I have a great idea!”
The other dragons had to do everything in their power not to escape with the preserved meat residue.
“Amitabha,” suddenly a voice said from behind. The voice belonged to Jiechi who was bathed in golden buddha light. Following behind him was a group of tall monks who were half covered in scarves, exposing their muscular bodies, which created an impactful visual effect.. They were none other than the Sky Dragon army.