Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 952: That's the Only Way
“Are you sure it's reliable?” The Old Dragon expressed his doubt. The dog is not the most reliable.
Blackie looked at him, “Why don't you do something?”
“I can't,” Old Dragon shook his head as he retreated.
He had the self-awareness to know that Madman Chu's skeleton was too powerful. It had already set limits around Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. That terrifying power was not something that could be penetrated by anyone. Even drunkards and strong men will find it difficult.
He wanted to know what reliable method Blackie mentioned.
So, he said roughly, “I think you're just bragging.”
“Haha, then close your eyes and see how great I was then.”
Blackie suddenly raised his buttocks while speaking. Waves of powerful strength condensed on his butt as the pants began to glow in a black light.
The dragon's eyes were serious as it vaguely guessed that Blackie's solution had something to do with the pants. After all, the dog had nothing but those pants. Most importantly, the expert gave him the pants.
The Undying crawled out of his coffin and fully focused on Madman Chu's skeleton. He also heard Blackie and Old Dragon's conversation, and his first thought was that Blackie was unreliable.
Why does this generation of protectors feel so reckless?
He shouted helplessly, “If you have a way, then hurry up. I can't hold it much longer. If Madman Chu's skeleton manages to reunite with the flesh body, then there's no way we can win this time around. ”
“Don't worry, I'm coming! Look at my pants!” shout Blackie. The pants had already slipped off his butt and landed right on the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. It was very snug and wrapped around both of their heads tightly.
“That's your solution?” The Old Dragon was surprised. He'd rather die than have those pants on his head.
The Undying was also shocked. Blackie did not save his teammates but sabotaged them. It put its pants on their head while they could not move.
“With pants over your head, evil will never enter. With mosaic light, every spell broken!”
Blackie shouted as if he was using a spell. The pants became brighter at that moment. At the same time, the mosaic sprinkled on it left the trousers as it circulated Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.
Old Dragon was confused as he said curiously, “Did it work?”
“Haha of course.”
Blackie laughed coldly, This “Celana has been with me for many years. They never left my body. I never even washed it once. It was part of my ass and had my scent on it. Enough to ward off all evil. These pants will interfere with the relationship between the two of them with that skeleton. That will wake them.”
Never left his body?
The Old Dragon and Eternity shuddered. No wonder it can ward off all evil. They even want to think about it.
Even Madman Chu's skeleton was shocked. He yells, “That's disgusting? Huh, I'll take it!”
He looked at the two of them with pants on their heads. If his possession is successful, then the one with the pants on his head is him. But for the sake of resurrection, he will. He'll hold his pants!
A moment passed, and Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng showed no signs of waking up. Blackie started to frown.
The expressions of Old Dragon and Undying worsened.
“Stupid dog, it seems like your solution is completely useless. Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng did not suffer anything,” Old Dragon shook his head in sympathy to them.
“How can this happen?” Blackie had a doubtful expression. He was very confident with his spell, but he never expected that it was completely useless.
“If you really can't do it, then quickly go. Ask the drunk and the strong man outside to go too. Otherwise, you won't be able to run if Madman Chu returns!” The Undying took a deep breath as she said seriously.
Blackie's eyes sank a little, “It looks like I should use that style!”
Old Dragon surprised, “You have other plans?”
“I don't use this easily. The moment I use it, heaven itself will be shaken. I have no other choice, ”Blackie has a very serious expression. With a wave of his claws, he called his pants back.
The pants left the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng before landing back on Blackie's body.
After which, the Old Dragon and Eternity realized that Blackie's entire body was beginning to tremble.
A puff!
A roar could be heard from within the pants which caused the eyes of the Old Dragon to widen.
He was too familiar with the voice. Not long ago, one of his clones was driven to suicide thanks to Blackie's fart. This time, Blackie released a series of farts. It's obvious how scary that is.
Surprisingly, he did not smell any farts at all.
He suddenly realized that Blackie's pants were slowly surrounded by a mosaic, seemingly sealing the fart inside. He shuddered as he realized what Blackie was planning.
“Yes God, you're not human!” The Old Dragon's expression suddenly changed as he distanced himself from Blackie, worried that he would be caught.
“Amazing time needs outstanding solutions. Look at the second stage of my pants. Go!” Blackie shouted as his pants slipped off his body again, hurriedly landing on the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.
“Gruesome, this is too horrible,” Old Dragon has a very sympathetic look towards Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. He could see that the gas inside his pants had already turned green. It's poisonous.
Blackie did something really big, and Old Dragon felt it would work this time.
Sure enough, it's true.
In just a moment, Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng could be heard choking from within those pants. They slowly wake up.
“No no!” The moment they woke up, Madman Chu's fusion immediately faced rejection. It was extremely difficult for Madman Chu to continue.
“What is this thing trying to fuse into our body. Out!”
Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng sensed something and immediately roared wildly as they activated their strength, forcing Madman Chu's skeleton out.
Right after, they screamed in pain, “Where is this? Why is it so dark, and so stinky?! Ugh!”
Blackie waved his claws as he calmly picked up his pants. Said with concern, “Yang Jian, Xiao Chengfeng, you two finally woke up. How are you feeling?”
Yang Jian said, “I feel. My head really stinks. I felt like cutting off my head and growing a new one.