Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 627: Garlic Detox, Ginseng Wine
“Haha, surrender obediently. Tell me your secret!”
Old Ginseng is very happy. He looked at Nanan and the others with passionate gazes.
A large Loach with a black aura wriggled towards them. His body expanded while dripping with evil liquid. It'll suffocate everyone.
Jiang Liu slowly stepped forward with a calm face. His long sword was emitting light. The murderous sword Qi surged into the sky.
The blade lit up and cut the Loach into pieces. It fell from the sky.
“Hah?”
Everyone is dumbfounded.
“What is going on? Was he not poisoned by the Dust of Disintegration?”
“May not work? Losing effect?”
“Cannot be. What's wrong with her?!”
Old Ginseng was also surprised. He frowned and asked, “Why haven't you been poisoned?”
Nanan pouted and scoffed. He said, “Ck, it's just Qi Spiritual Chaos. Are you trying to lure us in with that? We don't want it. That's garbage!”
Xiao Chengfeng laughed, “That's right. This Chaos Spiritual Qi was not pure. How can you see it as a treasure? ”
The cultivators of the Heavenly Palace were not poisoned.
They had come to choose at the Cliffs of Palm Sword. They knew that the Cliffs of Palm Sword would attract some sort of scheme, so they did not absorb the Chaos Spiritual Qi.
Of course, they weren't too impressed.
Everyone looked awkward and embarrassed. Some of them think it's unfair.
‘What? Did you insult us?’
‘Do you say that we are too low class? Is it our fault that we were poisoned because we were greedy for garbage?’
‘Who are these people? They're very arrogant. Not impressed with Chaos Spiritual Qi? Liar!’
They cursed them internally, but they did not say anything while lying on the ground.
“Good cultivators, the Cliff Palm Sword cultivators are extremely ruthless. Don't let them win!”
“The Cultivators, you resist the temptation of Chaos Spiritual Qi. Honoring!”
“Hero. Save me, hero!”
Everyone is asking for help.
“So what if you don't receive Chaos Spiritual Qi? You can't change anything!”
Old Ginseng sneered coldly and waved. Loaches shot towards Nanan and the others!
The two great Loaches were Nature Cultivators. They're very scary. They can squirm holes in time and space.
“Heart-Heart!”
Cultivator Junjun and Goddess Nuwa rushed to the rescue. However, they were stopped by the Palm Sword Cliff elders!
Meanwhile, the disciples of the Palm Sword Cliff attacked everyone.
Too many cultivators were poisoned. They can't fight at all. They were immediately killed. Horrible screams could be heard everywhere. Blood washed the ground.
The Sword Master held the Slaughter Sword. He floated up and looked at everything coldly. The Slaughter Sword glowed red and a bloody aura gathered around the Sword Master, surrounding him like Wisdom.
The entire secret border of Yuan Qi was emitting a blood red color. It seemed to be some sort of Spell Formation. A special ritual is being performed.
“Nona Nanan, Miss Dragin, hurry and retreat!”
Jiang Liu looked at the evil Loaches seriously. He was afraid, but he was ready to fight with his life by holding a sword.
“Woodsman, I think you should retreat instead.”
Dragin slightly raised his small hand. The spray can appear. “Loaches Buny. We had it in our backyard once. My sister gave me a can of pesticide spray. I'll spray them dead. ”
Psh—
Psh—
Two waves of water mist hit Loaches.
“Ah, what is this?!”
“This is our kryptonite! This spray is our kryptonite!”
“I can't do this. I can't move my body!”
“Memorial Spirit, save me, save us! We've been poisoned! ”
A bunch of Loaches confident before. They fell to the ground in the blink of an eye. Their breaths quickly weakened like they were about to die.
“Other legendary treasures!”
Old Ginseng was horrified. However, he lost his mind due to crazy greed.
“These cultivators have many magical treasures. They must have a big secret. Also, think about it, that hoe, that spoon, and that spray can must have something to do with the Spirit of Warning! As long as I know, I might be successful!
“Time has arrived for this old Ginseng!”
Old Ginseng flushed. His strength suddenly increased. He moved towards them with his Ginseng root.
Dragin raised his hand and went towards him with that Willow branch. “Sister Willow, thank you for the help.”
The Willow shone a jade hue. It is holy and extraordinary. The twig danced without wind, then flew towards the Old Ginseng!
Jiang Liu also raised his sword. Thirty long swords flew at his command. He single-handedly cast the Heaven Defying Sword Formation and teamed up with Dragin.
Of course, the flying sword was obtained from the Second Sword apprentice and the others.
“Ha, you want to fight me with a small Willow branch and two weak cultivators? Your Memorial Spirit is too much!”
Old Ginseng sneering. The ginseng root is amazing. They reached Nanan and Jiang Liu!
Everyone from the Heavenly Palace fought the elders of the Sword Palm Cliff. The battles of the strong cultivators were extremely intense. The Heavenly Palace was outnumbered, so they were disadvantaged. They can barely defend themselves.
The most fearsome Sword Master had yet to make a move. He floated in thin and terrifying air.
Nanan did not fight him. He took a handful of Garlic from his back.
He started spreading it to everyone. “Quickly, eat Garlic everything. It helps detoxification!”
Everyone lay on the ground and waited to die. They were all dumbfounded when they got Garlic. They carefully examined it. Seems raw.
But there is no time to explain. That was their last straw. They have to eat it any way!
Chew!
Everyone eats garlic. The sound of chewing overcame the sound of battle.
“Ha. How ridiculous!”
The Sword Palm Cliff disciples sneered and sneered.
They stepped towards them like they were executioners. They raised their swords and took their lives.
The cultivators widened their eyes in horror. They ate garlic but it didn't seem to work.
Suddenly, someone looked red. His butt hole tightened, then relaxed.
Poot—
A long and rhythmic voice sounded. That's too incredible. The entire battlefield became silent.
Cultivators who fart squinted their eyes in pleasure. He even shivered out.
“Ah! Very stinky!”
“I'll faint. No, I'm going to die!”
“Sial, I can't help it either!”
Poot—
Poot—
The entire secret frontier of Yuan Qi started to sound like drums. Each fart is unique and rhythmic.
Meanwhile, gray gas was seen coming out of everyone's butt hole. It slowly gathered into the sky and turned into a gray cloud.
At that moment, a stench floated above the secret border. It also has a mixed sour smell.
The disciples of the Cliff Palm Sword were about to kill. They were confused when they smelled a foul smell. They went empty of it.
“Oh no, their fart is poisonous!”
“Stop breathing, fast and stop breathing! Their farts were mixed with the poison from Disintegrate Dust. Don't sniff it!”
“I'm weak because of the smell. Save me!”
“Please, I don't want to die like this! Kill me!”
The disciples who were in front were poisoned from farting. Their strength disappeared and they could not escape. They could only survive being strangled by farting. Their eyes turned back and they vomited. They have a fate worse than death.
“Good. Garlic is a legendary item. It saved us all!”
“My strength is back!”
“Thank you for the gift, cultivator. You have saved us all. We will defeat the trash Cliffs Palm Sword together!”
Everyone looked solemn, as if the smell had not affected them, as if they were not the ones farting.
Many young men besieged the Goddess as soon as they revived their strength. They protect their Goddess.
The Princess of the Luotian Dynasty blushed. He held his breath and controlled his stomach with his strength. He tightened his butt hole to prevent the gas from escaping.
His body shivered slightly as he held it too hard.
A young man said, “Daughter, this is my Crystal Jade Shield. It can block toxic gases. You can wear it.”
“Thank you.”
The princess was happy. He accidentally loosened his butt.
The photo!
‘Oh no, I pulled out a fart!’
The princess immediately blushed in blushing. She's so embarrassed. ‘Argh! No!’
The young men around him were calm. They sniffed it a little with their noses.
‘Yo, I saw that the Goddess fart is not scented.’
The Saint from the Hundred Flowers Sect looked calm. Their flowy dresses make them look like Goddesses in paintings.
For such situations, they are trained to remain calm in crucial moments.
In order to protect their Goddess image, they knew how to release the gas within their body slowly. They perfect the fart in silence.
They took a deep breath and slowly executed it.
They slowly started to emit gas.
The first fart was completely silent. However, as soon as they opened ‘gerbang’, gas started to gush out.
Poot, poot, poot—
Their dresses move. Fart them like horns.
Farting changes the style of the scenario. At the same time, it changed the battle.
The disciples of the Palm Sword Cliff were poisoned from the fart. They're weakening.
The team is working together. They had three Nature Cultivators on their side. The cultivators of the Cliff Sword Palm were depressed as they began to lose control.
Gray gas slowly rose to the Sword Master. Then, it swallowed it …
The Sword Master held a long sword. He concentrated on Slaughter Sword Cultivation. A blood red hue surrounded him like a halo. He did not want to stop suddenly.
He could only stay in the fart cloud without moving.
If Li Nianfan was there, he would be impressed. He would say something like, ‘Greetings to the bravest cultivator ever, who smelled a fart to understand Sword Cultivation.’
“Saudari Dragin, I'll help you!”
After Nanan detoxified everyone, he went to Old Ginseng with a hoe in hand!
The hoe looked ordinary in his hand. However, his movements had Wisdom. He plowed through the thin air and caused the world to tremble.
At that time, Old Ginseng was like ordinary Ginseng and Nanan was a farmer who plowed the fields. Ginseng is destined to be grown by farmers!
The hoe hit the root. He took it and instantly made the Old Ginseng lose its balance.
The willow Dragin branch had a figure. The figure looked thin like a Willow tree blown by the wind. It whipped the Old Ginseng!
The slap!
Old Ginseng screaming. Half his life is gone.
Jiang Liu wielded a combined sword of 30 swords. It turned into a sky filled with sword flashes that attacked the Old Ginseng!
Old Ginseng was trapped inside the flash of the sword. Countless pieces of the sword were left on him.
Old Ginseng horrified for a moment. He glanced at the battlefield and felt his heart sink. He shouted at Sword Master, “Sword Master, why haven't you attacked yet?!”
The Sword Master did not respond at all.
Old Ginseng firmly turned around and ran. He wants to come back next time.
However, a Willow branch appeared towards him as he turned around. It connected to his body and held him in place!
Nanan crushed the Old Ginseng with his hoe again. Then, he took out a Purple Golden Pumpkin.
Old Ginseng was horrified when it saw the Purple Golden Pumpkin. He felt desperate and angry.
‘Item Eternal is invincible other!
‘What's up with these guys? How did they have so many Immortal Items?
‘Where did it come from?
‘Sial! Did you tell me that Lasting Goods are available in stock?!’
“I remember there was Ginseng Wine in the cookbook. It seems to be healthy. My sister will love it. Here comes the main ingredient.”
Nanan excitedly directed the gourd towards the Old Ginseng. Then, he yelled sweetly, “Sign in!”
A light shone within the gourd and onto the Old Ginseng.
“Cultivator, save my life. No!”
Old Ginseng shouted and its size shrank. Finally, it was contained within the gourd.
Nanan shook the pumpkin. The alcohol can be heard. He happily covered the lid.
He smiled and said, “The Cliff of Palm Sword lost this time. We win.”
“Too early to decide it.”
Jiang Liu looked at the sky seriously. He was looking at the figure that was covered in farts.
“Master Sword from the Cliffs of Sword Palm used a massacre to increase his Slaughter Sword Cultivation. The plan was ruined by us. We did stop the disciples from killing the cultivators. However. We also killed many disciples of the Palm Sword Cliff. Their death was his stepping stone in cultivation.”