Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 366: Theoretically There is a Pass, a Trick for Food
Li Nianfan was shocked. “You can ... just change it?”
Ox-Head replied humbly, “Only small adjustment. Not so different. I can't turn a pig into a dog.”
‘You have just changed one's reincarnation from being born in an ordinary household to a wealthy household. You call it a small adjustment?’
‘That's more different than turning a pig into a dog!
‘Otoritas who do not understand the plight of the common people!’
Li Nianfan changed his mind about the verdict position.
‘Cool job. I can't believe Ox-Head and Horse-Face will complain about it. How dare they?
‘They are blessed without knowing it. I feel very envious.’
Li Nianfan was happy because he was close to the Underworld. It's great that the afterlife will be fun.
He noticed that Jiese and the others had not spoken for a long time. They look sad wearing wrinkles. They can almost write the word ‘kawatir’ on their face. They did not even dare to speak.
He had an idea right away. He asked, “Brother Cow, tell me honestly. For these three people, how do you rate them?”
“It..”.
Ox-Head looked at Yuecha and the others. He feels troubled. Then, he said softly, “Two of them killed innocent lives, another illegally trapped soul. Those are big sins. They may not be able to reincarnate.”
That meant that they would go to the eighteen levels of Hell.
Yun Yiyi turned pale. He smiled awkwardly and said, “Master Li, I deserve to be punished. You don't have to beg for me. ”
Suddenly, Jiese spoke up, “I follow her all the time. I could have stopped him but never did. Miss Yun's karma should be mine.”
Li Nianfan hurriedly interrupted the couple who would be friendly. “Cow Boy, um.. Can you give them permission?”
“Theoretically, I can't,” replied the Cow Head. Word ‘theoretically’ is very important. As expected, the Ox said, “However, for the three, one of them founded Buddhism, one of them restored Hell, and the other repaired the Wheel of Reincarnation. This is a great achievement. I can beg for them.”
Li Nianfan smiled and said, “That's great news!”
‘What is called pleading. Judgment is decided by Ox-Head all the time.’
He immediately took out his wine gourd and poured a drink for her. “Oh yes, Brother Cow, Big Brother Horse, this is our first meeting. You haven't tried my drink. It is not as good as the Eternal Wine but it tastes good. Please, try.”
“Master Li, don't be a stranger. We don't need this hospitality because we're close friends now, right? ” Said Cow Head and Horse Face. However, their eyes were fixated on the drink, almost out of their skulls.
Black and White Impermanence had not stopped bragging about how powerful the expert was since they returned. They mostly mentioned his delicious food and wine. They say it's a hundred times better than the so-called ambrosia!
Every time the Cow Head and Horse Face heard it, they would salivate loudly and would feel hungry. They wanted nothing but to taste it!
‘Is this a beautiful expert wine?’
They're sniffing. ‘Wow, good smell!’
Li Nianfan smiled and said, “It is precisely because we are close, that I should treat you to a drink. Don't be polite with me. ”
The Cow Head and the Horse Face gulped with great difficulty. “Thank you then.”
They can't wait. They took a glass of wine and drank it.
“Ah-“
What a beautiful wine. It is a beautiful wine!
They kiss their lips. It tastes good and is also beneficial for their cultivation. Wine comes from another nature.
The Cow Head and the Horse Face were instantly dumbfounded. They respect their experts more. They could not believe that they had returned to the Underworld to taste such a beautiful wine. That was unexpected. They wouldn't even dream of it.
Li Nianfan held the wine gourd. He smiled and said, “Come, there is another glass of wine after this.”
He did not just pour wine for the Cow Head and the Horse Face. Impermanence Black White and the others beside each got a glass as well. Even the Onis on guard had their own glasses.
The Onis had already glanced at him. They thought they could sneak closer to smelling the wonderful aroma of wine. They did not expect to get a glass of wine for free. They were shocked and constantly thanked him.
As for the ghost line, they could only watch it pitifully.
Suddenly, an elder protested, “Why don't we get some? Give us one drop.”
“Hah?”
Cow-Head surprised. “This old man has a clear mind. What the hell is going on?”
Horse-Face waving, “It looks like one's intelligence is still intact. Drag him out and reward him with a bowl of Meng Po Soup again.”
Everyone enjoyed the beautiful wine. They were in a better mood.
Ox-Head cheeks flushed. He happily patted his chest and said, “Master Li, these three are your friends, which means they are also my friends. Not much but I'm good at helping my friends. You can count on me!”
He immediately raised his hand. Death Note sparkles.
The information about Yuecha appeared first.
“Satan. Killing countless lives. A great sinner. Must go to the sixteenth layer of Hell for three thousand years before being reincarnated as a pig.”
‘It's too scary. Imagine spending three thousand years in the sixteenth layer of Hell and then reincarnating as a Pig.’
“That's a small thing.” Ox-Head smiled and stuffed the brush into his mouth to wet it with his saliva. He started writing.
“This person regrets the actions of the past and created Buddhism. To guide others to do good. Doing good karma. Temporarily abolish punishment in Hell. To be confirmed.”
The Cow Head scratched his head and said, “Master Li, the punishment of Hell has been removed. As for Reincarnation, I fear it will be a tragic life, and he may not be human. ”
“Thank you very much,” said Yuecha sincerely. He stopped and said, “Can you let me reincarnate into a boy?”
“Haha, easy.” Ox-Head smiled and wrote ‘Guy, male, man’.
Next was Jiese and Yun Yiyi. They both look nervous.
As expected, the punishment for their sins was as harsh as Yuecha.
The Cow head smiled. “You two are easier to deal with. Plus, we thank you for what you two have done for the Underworld. It's gonna be a piece of cake. ”
Yun Yiyi asked excitedly, “Can you make sure we are a married couple in the next life?”
The Cow Cow replied, “I can, but since you both have sinned, you are destined to experience problems in your next life.”
Li Nianfan smiled and said, “Don't worry. As long as they have a good ending at the end.”
The Cow Chief did not say anything more since Li Nianfan spoke up. He wrote, “Oke .. Let me try.”
“Connect issues. Every problem they faced would be harsh and brutal. Relationships that fail, as if Fate keeps stopping them. However..”
Ox-Head reread that sentence. In the end, he only wrote two words, ‘Happy ending’.
‘Sial, I don't care anymore. I have written the main plot. Fate will do what it wants for specific details.
‘I'm not very educated. I can only help you two this much.’
Yun Yiyi was instantly delighted. He said, “Thank you, Sire Cow.”
Black and White Impermanence noticed that they were finished. They smiled and said, “Alright, all of you can reincarnate after drinking Meng Po Soup.”
Yuecha and the others looked at each other. They all bowed to Li Nianfan at the same time. They did not speak because words could not express their gratitude to him.
Li Nianfan laughed. ”Alright, you should thank the Gentlemen of the Underworld. Live well in your next life.”
He pursed his lips. He felt that something was wrong with that sentence.
Black and White Impermanence leads the way. “Please, follow us.”
Yuecha and the others naturally used the Underworld expressway. They don't have to line up.
They're back at the Nahe Bridge. The old granny scooping the soup was still there. He looks friendly.
He smiled at everyone as he picked up three large bowls of soup for Yuecha and the others. “Do not be polite, drink.”
He looked at Li Nianfan and the others again. He smiled and asked, “Guests, do you want?”
“No!” Nanan and Dragin jumped up and hid behind Li Nianfan.
Ziye should say, “Grandmother, stop joking.”
She smiles. He remembered that his grandmother would always ask him that question to scare him when he visited the Underworld.
“Ha, this is Little Ziye.” Meng Po looks good and attentive. “It's been years since I last saw you. How is the Heavenly Palace? ”
Ziye looked troubled. He opened his mouth and was ready to tell Meng Po about the situation of the Heavenly Palace, hoping to come up with a solution.
“Blergh!”
Yun Yiyi suddenly vomited. He took the bowl and sniffed it when he was not ready. He immediately felt his stomach twisting. He looks horrified.
‘Bau and smell. I'll die if I drink this...something, right?’
He looked at Yuecha and Jiese again. Both closed their eyes. They seemed to be chanting Buddhist scriptures. However, the hands of those holding the bowl were trembling.
Yun Yiyi hurriedly apologized, “Sorry, I just feel a little.. Blergh!”
Li Nianfan had to say, “Um... Grandma, can I add a little spice into the soup? To make it taste better.”
Meng Po smiled and said, “If you have it, you can try adding it to the pot, Mr. Li.”
“Good.” Li Nianfan took out the condiment package he was carrying. He tore it apart and poured half of it into the pot.
Meng Po stirred for a moment. Then, it gave off a strange scent. Nervous ghosts suddenly scrunched their noses. They looked at Meng Po Soup strangely. They may even be interested in trying it.
Black and White's Impermanence gaze was also fixed on Meng Po's Soup pot. They should lick their lips.
Impermanence White must ask, “Master Li, what did you put there? It smells so good!”
“Essen chicken and cumin. Both of these things can give a better taste and aroma to anything.”
White Impermanence was enchanted. “Yeah, chicken essence? That's legendary stuff!”
Black's impermanence seemed confused and wanted to know everything. “What kind of chicken produces this essence? I have to catch chicken.”
Meng Po started scooping soup for ghosts and souls again.
A middle-aged man had a bowl of Meng Po Soup in his hand but he did not drink it.
An Oni seemed unhappy to hear it. He reprimanded, “What? We've made it better for you, why don't you drink it? Speed up!”
The ghost looked like it was in pain. He said, “You don't know this, Sire. I fell in love with a girl. Our love of breakthrough is more solid than gold. Our memories together have been deeply engraved in my mind. I once promised her that I would never forget her.”
Oni frowned. “What are you trying to say?”
“I mean one bowl of Sup Meng Po..Might not be enough.”
“You b*brave bastard! You're just trying to trick us for another bowl! ”
Oni has seen through his plan. He waved, “Friends, give him the original version of Meng Po Soup. Let him have it!”