Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 595: The Evil Lord's Dog, Dao Heart Crushed Into a Million Pieces
You idiot!
Blackie's butt appeared from the void along with the distortion of space. It was as if there were two spaces folded into one that were then separated by Blackie's butt. He started to shake his butt and little by little, the pressure started to make the hole bigger until it became big enough for everyone to fall from it.
The space where they arrived looked ordinary compared to the previous two spaces. It was practically indistinguishable from a mountain village. Green trees, green grass, some winding dirt roads, and right in the middle there is a simple thatched house. The roof is made of straw and the walls are made of mud. There is nothing else in space.
The Spiritual Qi here was nothing out of the ordinary either. There are small animals—not satan—beerdesir among the bushes. They play around in harmony and without caring about the world. It was truly no different from a human village.
Suddenly, a group of children ran out of the thatched house, trying to catch a small animal in the forest. Their laughter floated straight into the air, giving off a sense of ordinary happiness.
Qin Zhongshan's eyes were filled with nostalgia, unwilling to disturb the peace. “This must be the innermost wish of its owner,” he said softly.
Elder Yun let out a long sigh and said with mixed feelings, “Common birth breeds ordinary life.”
They were all touched, including Blackie. A monk's training was fraught with danger, so they had to be careful at every step. Even if one managed to achieve the status of becoming an Immortal, they knew they had to do it again when they were reborn into the world.
Once one reached the peak and looked back, the softest memories would be the beginning of the journey.
Blackie recalled the time when he was just an ordinary child*ng. He followed his master everywhere, his tail wagging. He felt truly happy and cherished these early memories. He would probably do the same as the owner of the secret border by building a space like this if he were at the end of his life. After all, home is where the heart is.
“Mr Anj*ng, look at the tree next to the thatched house!” exclaimed the Food God with wide eyes and an excited expression on his face.
The tree was much taller than the straw house. Its long green leaves hung low, sparkling like jade. At a glance, one could feel a great current of Wisdom filled with an overwhelming aura.
“Aura it comes from Chaos!” shouted Elder Yun with a gasp. He was stunned and his expression kept changing. “This is the Spiritual Root of Chaos! No doubt about that!”
He danced happily as if he had suddenly seen a beautiful woman after not seeing her for decades. His smile was one of not caring in the world.
Suddenly, he felt something in the air.
‘Hah? Why am I the only one dancing?’ he thinks. He was embarrassed by this stupid behavior.
After all, he had the highest spiritual cultivation after Blackie. His behavior was unacceptable for a person with a position like him.
She calmed down and asked, “Bai Chen, why don't you dance?”
“Why should I dance?” bai Chen asked confusedly.
“This is the Spiritual Root of Chaos with the ability to create the Dao within the body and bring us closer to enlightenment. It also means being able to nurture our juniors so that they can enjoy a bright future indefinitely. How are you not excited? How could you not be happy? Have you seen one before? ” Elder Yun asked nonstop because he was too excited.
“I've seen it many times and have eaten it too,” Bai Chen said calmly. “Experts treat roots as fruits. I have even eaten dumplings containing Taotie meat and Chaos Spiritual Root as well.”
In other words, this was just a child's play to him and Elder Yun was the one who overreacted.
“Elder Yun, it was not my intention to show off by telling the truth. I know you're excited, so please continue your dance. No one here will laugh at you, ” Bai Chen said to the bewildered Elder Yun.
‘As if I will continue after what you said! I shouldn't have come,’ Elder Yun thought tired. He feels like a clown.
“Seeing from the shape of the fruit, this must be the cocoa beans described by Guru!” blackie said with a smile on his face. He was happy to be of use to Li Nianfan.
There are many fruits such as gray pine nuts on the tree. The fruit is not large and the amount is not much. There were only about 10 of them on the tree.
After all, it was the Spiritual Root of Chaos so it was only natural that the fruits were few in number since a single fruit would require 10,000 years or more to grow.
Blackie had no interest in the Chaos Spiritual Root. He was more interested in cocoa beans.
“You can all divide the fruit among yourselves. I just want the tree as I planned to present to Master, ” Blackie said.
“Thank you, Mr. Anj*ng.” The group began picking fruit from the tree.
Blackie did not take the tree even after the fruit was all picked because he suddenly thought of a good idea.
“Hey, do the fruits here look similar to the ones there?” ask the group.
The group looked in the direction Blackie pointed at. Their expressions suddenly changed and their hearts skipped a beat.
It happened again. Blackie's gonna do something nasty again.
At the place Blackie pointed to was a group of white sheep grazing. Under their feet was a pile of black dirt.
“Mr Anj*ng, this ... this ..” Qin Zhongshan compared the excrement to the cocoa beans he was holding. “It looks exactly like that!” yells.
“I will make the Ministry useful to come here by preparing some gifts for them,” Blackie said with a smile.
Another gift! The scalp of the other group was amused with joy. Better not to accept ‘gift’ Blackie.
The group walked into the flock and were greeted with a foul smell, causing them to vomit in disgust. Their stomachs churned when they thought of Blackie's plan.
“Wow, the smell of sheep is strong! It's so stinky!”
“I can't help it...” Puke!
“Wouldn't someone die from eating this?”
“It's too much! Too many!”
Their entire bodies became cold with fear and swore to themselves to never become enemies of the God Anj*ng because they could not even imagine how they would be punished.
“Mr Anj*ng, I don't think the Ministry will eat this,” Bai Chen said.
“Well, it depends on you,” said Blackie, directing his words at the Food God. “Didn't his master teach you that anything can be turned into gourmet cuisine? It's up to you to step up now. Try putting a lot of cumin on it to get rid of the smell.”
The Food God felt afraid of having to make gourmet dishes out of smelly ingredients for the consumption of high-level members of the Heavenly Realm. “I will do my best,” he said full of determination.
An hour later.
“A little more, people! The third Treasure Warehouse is right in front!”
“I'm sure the third Treasure Warehouse contains a very valuable treasure. One hundred times more valuable than Pond of Spirits!”
“That goes without saying! I can't wait!”
“Haha, we're almost there! I can smell the treasure!”
The Ministry people thought highly of the treasure and encouraged each other. Their numbers were dwindling and there were only less than 100 people at the time. Although it was a high price to pay, they felt it was worth it.
The Western Shadow Guard sliced through the entrance hall of the third Treasure Warehouse and the entire group rushed in. Finally, they have arrived!
Their eyes were full of excitement and anticipation as if they had obtained the treasure they all dreamed of.
However, their excitement turned into shock when they saw another group of people. The Left Envoy's eyes became as wide as a plate. She hoped her eyes would lie to her, that it was just a hallucination.
“How can you enter?” the Western Shadow Guard shouted in disbelief.
Blackie and the Food God stood under the cacao tree, mixing something. There are many ‘tumbuh’ grey-black round beans on the tree, emitting a special aroma.
“Yes Gods! This tree is actually the Spiritual Root of Chaos!”
“That means he produced the Chaos Spiritual Fruit! We have got the gold!”
“Keep your claws from the fruit, anj*ng base is bald! Don't pollute Chaos Spiritual Root!”
“Go if you don't want to die. The tree is ours!”
The eyes of the Ministry group were filled with flames as they rushed to the tree.
Qin Zhongshan and the rest of the group glanced at each other, their faces furrowing strangely as they quietly left.
“Everything, relax!” shouted someone in the Ministry group. “Chaos Spiritual Characters are hard to come by. In such special circumstances, we should let the Lord West Shadow Guard feel the first one!”
“You're right. After you, Lord West Shadow Guard. ”
The Western Shadow Guard smiled and walked to the front of the group. “This Chaos Spiritual Root is truly extraordinary and definitely of very old age. Otherwise, how could one explain the many Chaos Spiritual Fruits in the tree? But this is a good sign! As you all want, I'll dig now!”
He raised his hand and several Chaos Spiritual Fruits flew into his wide-open mouth. He started to enjoy it slowly.
“This is truly the Chaos Spiritual Fruit. It contained an aura of Wisdom and it felt incredible. The texture is soft, but I don't like it sticking to my teeth,” the West Shadow Guard said while eating. Then, he waved his hand and said, “Everything, feel.”
The group pounced on the Fruit of the Spirit of Chaos.
“Wah, this is so delicious! It tastes like beef!”
“Punyaku tastes like chicken.”
“Punyaku is a little spicy. It was amazing how all the Chaos Spiritual Fruits tasted different. ”
“Ours are a bit weird and smell. Maybe a bit rotten.”
“While so, don't waste it. This is a good thing. I feel like leveling up!”
“You don't need to remind me.”
Qin Zhongshan and the rest of the group observed the scene before them. The Ministry group pounced on the fruits, happily eating them and singing their glowing evaluations.
They felt their stomachs twisting and a hint of pity growing in their hearts. How could one still consider something delicious when it was the dirt they ate? Is there anyone more pathetic than them?
However, the Ministry group misinterpreted their expression as another meaning. They start laughing.
“Hahaha, look at all of you! Too bad you can only see us eating.”
“Luckily we arrived on time. Otherwise, they will eat everything.”
Suddenly, someone shouted, “Hey, look! Look at the land there. Why is there a Spirit Fruit of Chaos on the ground?”
“You fool! It was sheep dung.”
As soon as those words came out, the Ministry group stopped chewing at the same time. Their brains were buzzing loudly as they stared at the sheep dung.
“How can it look so similar?”
“Because of the main material sheep dung,” replied Blackie.
“Must be! You lied! We'll know if it's sheep poop. The fact that it tastes like it contains spiritual Qi is the best proof that this is the Chaos Spiritual Fruit!”
“Yes! Don't think you can pull that fast on top of us! ”
“He must be jealous of us!”
Blackie remained silent while gesturing to the Food God with his eyes.
Getting the message, the Food God took out a pile of sheep manure, fried it in a frying pan, and dipped it in sauce before sprinkling cumin on top. All this happened before the eyes of the Ministry group.
“Anyone wants ‘buah’ beef flavor? It's just made. You can choose the taste you like. We have many flavors to choose from, ”said Dewa Food.
Gasp!
“I ate eek?”
“No!”
The faces of the Ministry group became green and their expressions became bitter. They began to lose control of their bodies as if they were going to go berserk at any moment.
Blackie was obviously not done with them. He beckoned with his claws and a scene appeared in front of them. It was the scene of Qin Zhongshan and the rest of the group peeing in the Spirit Pond.
“Ah! Uh! Ah!”
“This must be fake! It can't be true!”
“I drink anj*ng pee and eat sheep poop!”
“Yes God, how can you be so cruel!”
“I can't take it anymore. I can feel my body rotting!”
Vomit up!
The Ministry began to vomit. They were hoping to empty all their stomachs. All their focus is on spewing out everything. Even the angel of death could not distract them.
Most of the face becomes red, after spitting out bile. Not even the female monk escaped. They, who were once graceful and feminine, trembled, pale, and hoped to end their own lives.
Their Dao hearts had been completely shattered, shattered into pieces, never to be reunited.
The Western Shadow Guard who was always smiling finally stopped smiling. His fat body gasping for breath trying to spit out everything—even water and oil. He felt like he was stained.
His face distorted and he let out a hoarse voice from his throat. “Too cruel! You are too cruel!”
The Left Envoy watched all this unfold before him from his hiding place not far away. He was trembling, his face was deathly pale, and his heart felt like it was being squeezed.
It's hideous! He was grateful he was spared from all this because of his knowledge of Blackie's betrayal and his prudence. He could not imagine how he would react if the same thing happened to him. He's going crazy. Thinking about it made her hair stand up.