Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 430: The Big Kun, One Pot Can't Hold It
Immediately, the Empress thought of how she had only given Flat Peach seeds two months ago.
He .... grow a tree in two months?
Don't they need at least 3,000 years to mature?
Since when did they mature so quickly?
Li Nianfan took the little fox and placed it in front of him. He took it from his tail.
The little fox looked at Li Nianfan innocently. It even flickered with open arms. It looked like it didn't know anything.
However, his mouth was bloated. It was obvious that it was hiding something in it.
“Persik is delicious, but do not eat the seeds.” Li Nianfan placed his hand in front of the little fox. He said, “Quick and spit. If you swallow it, it will grow into a peach tree inside your stomach.”
Growing peach trees in his stomach?
The little fox's eyes immediately sparkled. Without hesitation, he shrank his neck and swallowed his seeds.
It even had a look of anticipation.
“Eh..”
Li Nianfan helplessly touched his head. It's impossible to get him out. Fortunately it was just a seed, it was no big deal. He could only put the little fox back on the ground.
He looked at the Jade Emperor and the crowd. Seeing them waiting for more, he said, “Xiao Bai, bring more peaches and other fruits.”
He paused and said helplessly, “Sorry, I only have one peach tree for now, so the peaches are limited. Please, be patient with me. Once the other peach trees grow, you will all have more than enough. ”
The crowd quickly waved it. They said honestly, “Not at all, we don't mind at all. Mr. Saint is too humble.”
Since when does anyone who ‘ object’ has the Fruit of Spiritual Immortality?
And... what kind of experience does ‘have more than enough’ Flat Peaches?
Why would experts use such words?
Li Nianfan took out his painting. He put it in front of the crowd and asked curiously, “True, since you all fought against Mr Kunpeng, what was he like? Is this similar?”
“It..”.
Jade Emperor and the others saw Li Nianfan's painting. It's very challenging.
After hesitating, they decided to tell the truth. “To be honest, Lord Saint, we are not that strong. Even though we fought against Lord Kunpeng, we have not been able to see his true form. Since Prehistoric times, Kunpeng has never revealed its original form. Almost no one saw it.”
However, they were very confident that it must be the true form of the Kunpeng God in this painting. How can the expert be wrong?
They had yet to see Lord Kunpeng in his original form. That makes sense. However, it made no sense for experts not to look at it!
Furthermore.seen from the Qi, Lord Kunpeng in this image is stronger. The real Kunpeng master is not even that strong!
“I understand, what a pity.” Li Nianfan shook his head with regret.
After which, he looked at the corner of the painting and thought. He said, “I remember that this sentence is not finished yet. Daji, prepare ink for me.”
“Ya, Mr. Li.” Daji smiles. He did not help the expert prepare the ink for a long time. It's very loving and nostalgic.
Will he ... write?
Jade Emperor and the others felt their hearts twitch. They all held their breaths at the same time.
They could not help but look at the unfinished sentence on the painting. ‘In the north sea, there are fish ..’
What will he continue with that?
They felt as if he was about to utter his last sentence. How would the expert punish Lord Kunpeng?
Very happy! Very nervous!
Li Nianfan took out a brush and looked at the Kunpeng God in the painting. There was a hint of displeasure in his eyes.
This Kunpeng god injured his Faji and also his friends. They are put in so much danger! He was wrong to have painted this Mr Kunpeng!
‘I know you are strong, but does that mean you can do whatever you like? It's just that I can't beat you! If not... I will cook you into a bowl of soup for Daji!’
They were so nervous that they were almost out of breath. The atmosphere was so heavy and tense.
The expert was obviously.not happy!
Suddenly, Li Nianfan's lips curved into a smile. He knows how to finish his sentence.
He will write the original sentence of the poem ‘A Happy Excursion’. After all, it was an inspiring work. However, he was not in the mood right now, so he decided to change it!
The brush landed on paper. He continued his sentence.
[In the north sea there is a fish, called Kun. It was large, the pot could not hold it completely. This Kun turned into a bird called Peng. It's huge, so it needs two barbeque grills. One part to cook with a special sauce, and the other a little spicy!]
He wrote in one smooth motion. Since he was unhappy, his words were heavier than usual, with a little extra! Everyone watched with fear in their eyes.
As they read the words on the paper, their lips twitched and gently gasped.
The meaning of the words is not difficult to understand. It's not mysterious at all. One can even conclude it with five words—’I want to eat Kunpeng’.
The moment this sentence appeared in the painting, the painting began to change under the eyes of the crowd.
The calm sea is now unstable. The sea level began to emit water vapor as if it was boiling.
Water vapor, unlimited water vapor.
However, the water vapor was different from before. It was no longer soft and cold. It's been heated now. Everyone can feel it burning. They felt an uncomfortable feeling flowing from the bottom of their hearts.
Angering. The expert was clearly furious!
At this moment, the ocean was no longer an ocean. Now a big pot with everything in it, including Kunpeng!
Ow hell!
The familiar voice sounded again. However, this time, he did not have the sense of authority like before. Actually, it was a helpless cry full of panic.
Regardless of whether it was a fish in the sea or a bird in the sky, due to the newly completed sentence, their status had been changed. There is a sense of struggle to escape!
It was as if they were making a final protest before being cooked into soup.
“Good.”
Li Nianfan looked at his work with satisfaction. He smiled, “Damn, this Kunpeng! I even dedicated a painting to him. At least I feel better now.”
Since they couldn't fight him, he could at least work on it.
Jade Emperor instantly said, “Lord Saint, don't worry. If we have another chance, we will kill this Kunpeng!”
“It's not easy, he's been around for a long time.” Li Nianfan shook his head. “Thank you for offering. Not having to do it on purpose, safety is paramount!
“I wrote this for fun. Don't take it seriously. The painting is destroyed now. Sorry for embarrassing myself here.”
He said as he squeezed the paper and threw it in the trash.
After which, they spoke for a little longer before the crowd said goodbye.
When they came out of the four passages, the Jade Emperor and the Empress exchanged glances. They then let out a long sigh with a bitter face.
Jade Emperor shook his head and said guiltily, “It's our fault for not catching Kunpeng.”
Ao Cheng comforted, “Emperor Jade, don't say that. Kumpeng is too strong, the experts do not blame us.”
“Expert displeasure is the biggest crime! We...we do not help the expert to fix the problem!” The Empress understood how the Jade Emperor felt. He said in the same tone, “The Heavenly Temple owes much to its experts. Without the experts, the Celestial Emperor would not be able to go out, to regain our duties, and we would not have the luxury of merit. Without experts, I can't imagine what the world is like now! However, we can't even do a small thing like this!”
His voice was filled with guilt.
To the experts, Lord Kunpeng was just an ant. However, they let the ants anger the expert! They ignore their duties. They had greatly neglected their duties!
“Quick and replace the loss.” The Jade Emperor's eyes flashed. He said, “The clerk first asked what Kunpeng looks like. Then he wrote the poem. It was obvious that he wanted to drink Kunpeng soup! Don't waste any more time. This is the time we help experts fix the problem!”
Empress nodded. “The Jade Emperor is right. In the north sea, there are fish. Maybe that's where Kunpeng is. The experts made it very clear. If we still can't finish it, we'll be too embarrassed to face the experts again!”
“The experts have helped us too much. Thanks to him, we managed to taste many things that we did not dare to think about before. Now that he wants to drink Kunpeng soup, we have to make it happen even if we have to die! ” Ao Cheng said in a firm tone. He stopped and continued, “The north sea is supposed to be the north sea. My Eastern Sea Dragon Family can hurry at any time! ”