Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 647: The Power of New Leather Shorts
A bald dog appeared under the moonlight and he walked towards them as if on a catwalk.
“Master Dog is here!” The people from the Heavenly Palace said. They were very close to him and saw him like they were looking at a family member.
“I'm afraid the Dragon will interfere with the expert meditation retreat. It doesn't seem like it's going to happen now. ”
“See, Mr. Dog is wearing new leather pants with a new pattern on it. But I can't see it clearly.”
“Lord Dog tore off his leather pants in an ancient battleground. I guess the expert fixed it for him. ”
The Heavenly Dragon Head raised his eyebrows and assessed Blackie. “Bothen?” He asked in surprise. Compared to the other Rare Chaos Beings, Blackie looked very normal. There were no rays of light, no shocking scenery, and with her appearance, she looked worse than a stray dog.
The Dragons began to doubt him.
“Where did this dog come from? Surely he is not a friend of the Rare Chaos Creature.”
“Birds with the same fur gather together, so how can this dog be friends with them?”
“I can't believe she's actually wearing shorts. Seeing it makes my eyes hurt.”
“The world has gone to dogs, literally! How dare he act so boldly in front of us Dragons?”
However, not long after that they suddenly shouted, “Wait a moment. Take a closer look at her leather shorts! It was no ordinary pants at all. ”
At first glance, Blackie's pants seemed to consist of many small boxes arranged in a very strange way. But when they looked closer, it seemed like that part of his body was blurred.
“How is this possible? Even in my world, I began to feel surrealism.”
“What exactly is that box? Looks like jumping. ”
“I can't see clearly. It was as if he was hiding a big and important secret behind that pattern.”
“I'm scared. It must be some kind of image of Wisdom. Not everyone can draw this.”
“How is it possible that what I can see from the dog's butt is a kind of blurry silhouette?”
Not only was the Dragon amazed by Blackie's pants, but also the power of the Heavenly Palace. They felt as if a new world had opened up before their eyes.
“Haha, under what rock are you all staying?” Blackie asked with a smirk on his face. He pushed his butt and said arrogantly, “Master sewed this pattern for me. This is called a mosaic pattern. My old leather pants have evolved into mosaic leather pants!”
Heavenly Dragon Head gasped in awe, “The ability of this mosaic to hide and mess up one's eyesight is powerful!” Even he himself was affected by the pattern that had just proved that leather pants had reached the level of Wisdom.
‘My strength will break through the roof if I get it!’
“The dog is bald, I will let you live if you give me your pants,” said the Heavenly Dragon Head with a burning desire in his eyes.
Blackie's lips twitched. “Oh no, I can't possibly ask you to let me live. Why don't you show me how you plan to kill me?
The chickens started to make a scene.
“Master Dog, we are here first, therefore, throw them first.”
“Yes, not every day we can show off. Why don't you let us have fun? ”
“The only thing we can do in a four-part building is lay eggs. We have to have fun now!”
Blackie shook his head and said, “No, all of you should remember that your first task is to lay eggs. If not, what's the point for all of you to be on the expert side? It's not that I don't want you all to have fun, it's just that my new leather pants are also itching to give it a try!” Then to the others he said, “You all do not interfere too. My leather pants say I want to take out ten of them! He then walked slowly to where the Dragon was.
“Dolent little dog!”
“No dog has dared to challenge our Dragon since the beginning of time!”
“It looks like he forgot that he was a dog. We have to change that!” The dragon cried furiously. They were a little afraid of the newcomers but not to the extent that they would escape with their tails between their legs. They are determined to unite and defeat Blackie.
They did not know the extent of Blackie's strength so did not think it would be wise to keep him alive. Even the Heavenly Dragon Head had attacked him.
At that moment, night had turned into day with boundless destructive light covering the sky. The lights look beautiful but turn off at the same time. It was the attack of all Dragons, each of them were elites of their own species. There were thirteen warriors of the Heavenly Realm with the rest being the Golden God Chaos Daluo. Their combined strength was enough to destroy the place many times.
“Be careful, Mr. Dog,” said the people in the Heavenly Palace.
“Haha, there is nothing to worry about,” Blackie said with a hearty laugh. He activated mana and instantly bathed in light. He turned his back towards the Dragons and jumped up into the sky, pointing his butt straight at them.
Instantly, the wind blew and the clouds surged. The power of fire, ice, lightning, storm burst onto Blackie's butt in technical colors as hammers, spears, and other weapons struck his butt. It was a sight that would make anyone grimace. However, Blackie's butt repelled the attack as if it was nothing.
“How is this possible? He used nothing but the strength of his butt to fend off our attacks.”
“He even managed to fend off the attack of the Heavenly Dragon Head. Could he be a Wisdom Elite?”
“It must be leather pants! Leather pants are the level of Wisdom. But how is it made?”
“Scary ass! Heaven-defying leather pants!”
Everyone was filled with admiration and panic at the same time. They suddenly felt their strength leave their bodies when they realized their worldview had been completely reversed.
“Quiet! He just used it as a defense. There's nothing he can do if we run now! Everyone retreat!” The Heavenly Dragon Head said calmly. The battle will not benefit them. It was better for them to retreat and regroup.
However, Blackie was obviously not going to make it easy for them. “What do you think this place is? Come and go as you please. Lookie! Pamper your eyes with the enhanced strength of my leather pants!” Infinite rays of light began to shoot out from his leather pants as the mosaic pattern moved. Instantly, the ray of light turned into a mosaic-patterned beam of light that smashed into the Dragon like a tidal wave.
“Ah! I was completely surrounded by mosaics. I can't see anything.”
“He can even use leather pants to attack? Did he use formation techniques or illusions?”
“Mosaic everywhere! I can't take it anymore. This is hell. I'm going to faint.”
The dragon was completely blinded by the mosaic and went crazy.
“Sial! The enemy is hiding from our sight. Really cowardly.”
“Forget her. We must attack at the same time to get out of this mosaic world.”
With that, the Dragons attacked their surroundings at the same time. Being a third-party observer, the residents of the Area of the Gods could clearly see their attacks landing on their own Dragon comrades as pitiful cries echoed around them. One by one, the Dragons began to fall to the ground.
What happened really doesn't make sense. No one would believe things ended this way if they did not see it with their own eyes. Who would have thought so many elite fighters would be tricked by leather pants to kill themselves?
“Excellent! The Dog Master alone took out all the Dragons! ”
“I can't believe leather pants could have this much power after being fixed by the experts.”
“The clerk can turn old trash into treasure! He keeps opening up new worlds for me!”
“I hope the expert mojo will rub off on me. Maybe I'll become invincible then.”
Each of them gasped in admiration and their respect for experts had reached an entirely new level.
Blackie's nose pointed to the sky with his new strength. “This new pants are definitely cooler than the old ones. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Instead, the Dragons stared at Blackie with eyes full of fear.
“Mr Dog, can you tell us why you are targeting the Dragon. At least, I can die without regret,” said one of the elders from the Yellow Dragon tribe. They finally understood that they should heed the warning not to make them enemies. They shuddered at the thought of experts who were much stronger than this group.
At their pitiful gaze, the Great Demon King simply shook his head. ‘I've warned you all, but insist that I show you the way. I'm sure you're all sorry about it now. Oh well, I'm innocent in this matter.’
“Why am I wasting my time on you Dragons?” Blackie asked in an indifferent manner.
“Didn't you kill us Dragons in the ancient battleground? They are even made into preserved meat!” Elder replied.
“Cured meat contains only the flesh of the Heavenly Dragon. You'll know if you're just watching this. ” Blackie fused his eyebrows together and with a wave of his claws, a scene of an ancient battleground appeared in the sky.
“That Heavenly Dragon Demon is for turning its back on their own comrades to get help from the ancient race!”
“No shame! The Heavenly Dragons are really shameless for killing their own.”
“Those are the ones asking us to take up arms this time! What sold out!”
“Death, Sky Dragon! Arghh!”
All the other Dragons became angry after that. They were determined to take revenge against the Heavenly Dragon.
They would not offend the expert if the Heavenly Dragon did not deploy them to take up arms. Now they are stuck between a rock and a hard place and the most frustrating thing is that they are played by their own race! Wave after wave of anger erupted from the bottom of the heart and the other Dragons began to fight with the Heavenly Dragons.
The Heavenly Dragon Head took the opportunity of a chaotic battle to transform into a gigantic silver dragon and flew into the air in an act of escape. However, he was in the middle of the sky when a dog's claws descended from above him and nailed him to the ground, completely destroying his Origins of Life.
“You are too naive if you think you can escape from me,” Blackie said coldly.
“Mr Dog, I beg your mercy. We only did what we did under the influence of the Heavenly Dragon. We are willing to give up.”
“Please, Mr. Dog. Please let us Dragons live,” beg the other Dragons miserably after they conquer the Heavenly Dragons.
Blackie began to doubt. In his eyes, this Dragon was premium hunted meat. He was sure that the expert would enjoy the feast of all the dragons. It was true, only Heavenly Dragons deserved to die but that was also true, all Dragons there would taste delicious as food.
Suddenly, Ao Cheng stepped out of the crowd and bowed respectfully towards Blackie. “Hail Mr. Dog. I am Ao Cheng, Dragon King of the East Sea.” Ao Cheng had visited Li Nianfang before, so Blackie had seen him go around. He nodded at her to continue.
“Master Dog, Sky Dragon are the triggers of all these problems. The other dragons are just victims. I am also a member of the Dragon Race so I sincerely beg you to save their lives. ” He stated his goal first before ending it with an idea. “There is an easier way to get dragon meat. You can ask them to give up some of their meat. ” She is good at kissing *ss so can easily figure out what Blackie is thinking. He remembered Lord Kunpeng and the Western Sea Dragon King had managed to save themselves by using the same tactics.
“Not a bad idea at all,” said Blackie with bright shining eyes. “We will do that. You go and choose some high quality Dragon races. Make sure you get one from each race.”
“Yes, Mr. Dog,” says Ao Cheng.
The other dragons collectively heaved a sigh of relief. They quickly went to Ao Cheng to thank him. “Thank you for saving our lives, friend. Are you a Dragon from the Area of the Gods?”
“Ya, I am local Dragon,” Ao Cheng said proudly. Then with a grim expression, he said, “I saved all of you so that we could serve experts better. From now on, we only accept orders from the Dragon Emperor, okay?”
“Understanding! But who is this Dragon Emperor you are talking about?”
Ao Cheng stroked his beard and smiled. “Dragon Emperor with experts now. You only need to look at chickens, cows, and dogs to find out their current status.”
“Is the Dragon Emperor that strong?”
“Gosh! We have a bright future ahead of us!”
“It is an honor to serve under the Dragon Emperor!”
“We will definitely level up under the reign of the Dragon Emperor!”
The dragon trembled with excitement. After all, that battle was a blessing in disguise.
Ao Cheng waved his hand and said, “Oke, that's enough. Everyone is marching! I'll pick some meat. Handing over some meat will be painful but do not worry as you will all recover in a short time under expert care. ”
Then, he began to inspect the Dragons one by one.
“Your flesh must be hard because you are very old. Pass.”
“You have too much fat. Experts do not like fatty meat. ”
It continued like this for quite a long time.
Blackie yawned and said, “Let's all come back. Don't forget to change back once we get home. ”
Chickens, dairy cows, and bees all returned to the Fallen Immortal Mountain. When they were near a four-piece building, they held their light and turned back into normal-looking farm animals and bees. The chickens hid their rainbow feathers and flapped their beaks into the sky. All traces of their former grand aura were gone.