Turns out I'm a Great Cultivator
Chapter 410: Anj*ng Deified Perfectionist
“A wind blowing skill or spell, whatever. This is your chance.” The white Anj*ng tried to speak with common sense to him, “We know that you are amazing, you are a God among Dogs. But times have changed. Blackie was the new Lord Dog now. It's your breakthrough that he's impressed by you. ” Deified Dog said arrogantly, “So what if he is Master Dog? I'm a Divined Dog. I don't need that kind of opportunity!”
“Stop being stupid. Can you get food by being a Deified Dog? Being a Divorced Dog is better than dog food?” The white dog shook his head, his long dog hair swaying.
Then, he took out a plastic dog bowl and placed it on the ground. He took some brown beans from under his thick hair and placed them in the dog bowl.
Then, he started licking it.
It began to chew the dog food with pleasure. Crickets, crisps.
A crisp sound echoed throughout the mountain.
The white dog was happy. It eats while wagging its tail rhythmically. It was so delicious that it felt energized.
The Deified Dog confusedly looked at him. He gulped and frowned, “You came here to let me see this?”
He didn't want to admit it but somehow the food was very tempting. “It's dog food. Gifts from Mr. Dog.” The white dog licked the bowl clean and smacked his lips. Then, it says, “If you can please Mr. Dog, you will have dog food to eat every day.” “Hah, so what? Why am I eating that? ”
The Deified Dog laughed and shook his head. He looks arrogant. “Dog food? What a vulgar name. You bunch of dogs haven't seen anything. You've all been bribed by this dog food. I wasn't trying to brag or anything, but back then, I was suffering from ambrosia. And I even have Flat Peaches every hundred years. That's the difference between you Dog and me. ”
“I never have Flat Peach but if I have to choose, I will still choose dog food. By the way, your reaction is the same as most Dogs before tasting dog food.”
The white dog stopped. She looked sad as she placed a little dog food in front of the Deified Dog. “Do you want some?”
Deified Dog glanced at the dog food and sneered, “Because you are so sincere, I will try."
Then, he ate dog food.
Crickets, crisps.
The dog food was strangely crispy. However, it has a toughness that is appropriate for a Dog. It's very good to chew.
At the same time, an intense delicacy of milk exploded as he chewed. It filled his mouth, it also had the taste of vegetables and meat. The taste is mixed but it's not strange. That was delicious.
The rumbling suddenly stopped.
Deified Dog. He froze like a statue. It was obvious that he was surprised by how delicious it was!
Soon, he began to chew faster.
crisuk
The rumbling sounds kept coming.
Then, with ‘poof’, his ears suddenly returned to the form of a Dog. Ears raised. The hairy tail also came out from behind, swaying from left to right.
It was so delicious that he returned to Dog form!
‘What... What is this? How could something so delicious exist?!’
More importantly, besides being delicious, dog food also contained a large amount of Spiritual Qi. He knows because he is knowledgeable. The milk and vegetables inside are amazing. They are most likely Spiritual Roots! ‘Very luxurious!
‘Is the food so good here?’
The Deified Dog felt like he was seeing a whole new world. Mind buzzing. ‘I don't believe this delicacy of dog food exists. This is a blessing for us Dogs!’
The white dog noticed that the Divined Dog looked like he had just been baptized. The white dog was not surprised at all. He reminded, “This dog food was obtained by the Peking dogs. You should follow us from now on. ”
The Deified Dog flinched back into the real world. He said pretently, “This dog food is indeed amazing but I have seen a much larger treasure than this. Moreover, I am a Divorced Dog. I'm a Dog with a Teacher! You want me to please another dog for this? My pride won't allow it!”
The white dog looked at the Deified Dog and shook his head. “This is the lowest level dog food. It was made from a little milk and the rest of the Spiritual Fruit. We also have Golden Bee Honey.” flavored dog food
Deified Dog exclaims, “Gold Honey Bee flavored dog food?”. “Not only that. We also have pure Spiritual Fruit flavored dog food.”
“Pure Spiritual Fruit flavored dog food?!”
“Then, we have Spiritual Fruit combo taste dog food, I heard it includes Flat Peach.”
“Flat Peach flavored dog food??!” The Divined Dog screeched. He widened his eyes. The dog's ears and tail are raised high.
His saliva came out of his mouth.
“I came here to find you and treat you to dog food because we are both Peking dogs. At the same time, I would like to ask you to help us Peking dogs out. ”
The white dog spoke slowly in a heavy voice, “There are too many Dogs who want to please Mr. Dog on Dog Mountain. Security is tight here. Those unbelievable dogs could only spend their days eating other Devil meat. Those who succeed can eat dog food. We Peking dogs can only eat the worst dog food. The most successful dog here is the Tibetan Mastiff who knows how to massage well. Handsome Arctic wolves, and super sycophants, Pug—they can eat pure Spiritual Fruit flavored dog food!”
“Bulkah?!”
Deified dogs get serious. He said, “I don't do this for dog food. But... As a member of Pekingese, how can I see a Peking dog weaker than other Dogs? For our glory, I will do anything! So what if I sacrifice my dignity?
He stopped and asked, “So, how can the Pekingese please Mr Dog?” “Our long hair entertains as we dance. Lord Dog might enjoy it,” said the white dog while demonstrating with twerking.
“Oh? Like this?” The Deified Dog changed back into the Dog form and started twerk as well. The dog's hair is swaying. Humblely, she learned to dance.
The white dog hurriedly said, “You don't need to dance. You can be a dog that is fleshy. Perhaps you will be the most popular Dog around Dogs. Sir Don't forget us then.” “Oh yes.” The Deified Dog suddenly realized. “How should I blow? What level of power should I use? Cold air or hot wind? I have to practice. Besides, I'm a perfectionist.”
The Deluxe Merit Saint Palace in the Heavenly Palace.
Li Nianfan looked at his swollen mouth. He had to look at her and think it was strange. ‘It should be a disrespectful act. But why did Chang’e look good while doing so? ‘Appearance is important!’
She smiled and asked, “Is breakfast okay, Dewi?”
Chang’e sincerely exclaimed, “That's great. Lord Saint, your dishes are very delicious. ”
Breakfast was simple but fun. It was much better than any party. His delicacy had exceeded anything they had eaten before. It was more than a delicacy for them.
‘Too valuable.’
Lan timidly stood up. He bowed and said, “Thank you for the hospitality, Mr. Saint.”
Li Nianfan suddenly looked at Lan. He smiled and said, “This is just food. There is no need to be too polite, Goddess Lan. I'm an approachable guy, no need to be too uptight. Release little.” “A—aku..”
Lan immediately hinted. He looked down and trembled a little. He finally said after some time, “I understand.” Li Nianfan had to laugh and shake his head. She asked, “Oh, yes, I noticed you just got back from somewhere, Goddess Lan. Are you done with your mission?”
“No, not yet.” Lan frowned. He shook his head, “There's a little problem. I came back to ask for help.”
“She came back to ask for a maid.”
Li Nianfan asked curiously, “What happened?”
Lan roughly summed up, “The North River area was hit by a plague. Too many innocent people are dying. I went to check it out and found that the God of Plague lived there. He spreads the plague and causes chaos. I can't stop it myself.”
“Dewa Plague?” Li Nianfan raised his eyebrows. “He stopped listening to the orders of the Heavenly Palace?”
Lan nodded and felt troubled.
“Not difficult to understand. After all, many Gods joined the Heavenly Palace as they were forced from the very beginning. ” Li Nianfan then said, “If this God of Plague is equal to ‘Treatment of the Dewa’, it will be troublesome.”
Lan said, “He was the Emperor of the Plague back then. He rarely shows himself or talks to others. Master Saint, do you know who he is? ” Li Nianfan replied, “That must be him. The name of this person is Lu Yue. He's incredibly strong. He used to be invincible. ”
Lu Yue was the first disciple of the Anti Sect. He was on the same level as Zhao Gongming and San Xiao. He was the best in the Plague Spell. Back then, he was the character that troubled Jiang Ziya. In the end, Jiang Ziya had to seek help to send Lu Yue to the Coronation of the Gods. He was the Golden God of Daluo.
Lu Yue was the original Plague Master. He was the best of the Anti Sect. How could Lan fight him?
Li Nianfan had to say, “I think you should tell Jade Emperor and Empress about this.”
“Master Li, I've fought him. I am not his opponent, but I should be able to fight him if I have another Taiyi Golden Immortal with me. ” Lan sounds sure. He said, “I don't think I should trouble the Emperor and the Empress.”
“I understand..”
Li Nianfan looked at Lan strangely. He did not expect to see the other side of Lan. He saw a group of guards passing through the Heavenly River. He immediately shouted, “Friends, please, stay.”
The guards did not dare to ignore him. They immediately stopped flying and stood up straight. They stood up straight and looked at Li Nianfan. They saluted at the same time and asked, “Lord Saint, do you have an order to
we?”
They noticed that Li Nianfan was eating and having fun in the attic. Also, Goddess Chang’e and Goddess Lan accompanied him. They immediately felt envious.
“This is a winner alive. It's not like we're poor guards who have to guard the river. Huh, the contrast hurts.’
‘If I am capable like Lord Saint-‘
The slap!
They slapped themselves in their minds. They corrected their internal monologue, ‘I would be very successful if I had a little talent.’
Li Nianfan asked, “Is General Juling Shen around?”
“Santo, General Juling Shen sent to keep the Chaos.”
‘Chaos’ is known as the Universe for Li Nianfan.
“Guard?” Li Nianfan was confused. “Why send it?”
It's not a technical job. Maintaining Chaos is basically being on a different planet and checking if there is anything unusual. Usually, bored Gods would be sent for a walk. It was such a waste to send Juling Shen for such a simple task.
In addition, hovering in the Universe will feel lonely. It must be a torture for a social person like Juling Shen.
“We don't know. All we know is that yesterday, General Juling Shen eagerly went looking for the Jade Emperor. Then, he came out disappointed with his drooping head. He was suddenly sent for the job .. “
Li Nianfan realized.
“Juling Shen came back and directly spoke loudly about Mr Tao Taihua!’
He could imagine how he was.
Juling Shen must have said something like, “Emperor, Taihua's Taoist friend is no good. He knew nothing about leading an army, he did not understand battle planning, and he did not even have a battle strategy. He only knew how to do it and almost made a big mistake. Also..”
All the Jade Emperor heard was, “Emperor, you are worthless. You fool!”
It was already a merciful punishment…