Purity Online - The World For The Fallens
[Season 2] Chapter 47: Comedy-Interspersed Lunch
Without notice, two and a half hours had passed. The scarf that was being knitted by Grandma was finished. The clock hanging on the wall of the room already showed at 12:00. Outside the window, the sun seemed to be hanging at the top of the clear blue sky. The digestive organs of the four people sitting cross-legged in the room began to stir the air in protest, causing the sound of 'krucuk krucuk'.
"Ah, it's 12 o'clock" said the uncle while looking at the clock.
"Eh? Did ya? It's worth it that I feel hungry" Yuukaru said.
"Then let's have lunch together" Ryugai asked. He got up to his feet, followed by his uncle, Yuukaru, and grandmother.
"Wait a minute. I'll ask you first if the cooking is ready or not, yes." Uncle stepped towards the door and was about to grasp his knob, but suddenly the door opened, resulting in the middle-aged man's nose being hit quite hard.
*hud!!!*
"Admud!!!"
"Eh, sorry!!" The aunt who opened the door spontaneously apologized. "Sorry, sorry!! I didn't mean it."
"It's okay." Uncle said as he held onto the bruised trunk of his nose. "By the way, the cooking is ready, not yet?"
"It has. I came here to tell you about it, "aunty said.
"Gee, nice!! My stomach is hungry, ni-"
"Hhhhhhhh??!!"
*debuakk*
Again bad luck befell the uncle of our former main character's wife. As if he had fallen on a ladder, he tripped on a wooden board that opened until it slammed and the front of his body hit the floor.
"Pa-Uncle is okay?" With a worried look, Ryugai approached the uncle and helped him up. Grandma also rushed to her son.
"I think he was plastered with the spirit of misfortune, deh," said the aunt with a sweaty coat running down her forehead.
"That's possible. That's why he keeps on fucking." Yuukaru added.
"Why are you two quiet? Didn't see I was slammed in here, did you? You bastard nephew and wife are ungodly."
"E-Eh, it's not so ...." Auntie and Yuukaru were instantly misbehaved.
"Rather than you fuss here, we better go straight to the dining room alone" suggested the grandmother.
"Y-Yes .., mom's right!!" said aunty.
"Thankfully there is a grandmother," inner Yuukaru while sighing in relief.
Meanwhile, Ryugai gave a small smile at the ridiculous family quarrel. Uncle's attitude reminds him of someone from the Purity Online beta test. An NPC man who was careless, but had a fighting spirit as well as a strong sacrificial nature.
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Dining room.
"Well, that's a lot, Bi!" Ryugai and Yuukaru were astonished to see the amount of food on the table. "We can really take the food as we please and as much as we want?"
"Yes, aunt intentionally prepared all this for the two of you, especially for Yuukaru. She, right, needs twice as much nutrition as usual because she has to feed the baby in her womb as well" she said kindly.
"Numbers are many, but quality is more important than quantity." The uncle who had taken the rice first and started eating chimed in. "I think the fried rice is a little too sweet, then the vegetables are too bitter, the fish is a little charred, the potatoes are less seasoning, and-"
*jduakk!!!*
One successful raw bogem landed on the top of his uncle's head who was busy criticizing his wife's cooking in the style of a professional chef, causing a considerable bump.
"WHISPER!!! EAT WHAT IS THERE!!! THIS IS NOT A NATIONAL COOKING COMPETITION!!!"
"Yes ..," said the uncle with a grim face while bowing his head. If the wife had been furious like that, even the strongest demon lord would definitely not dare to fight back. It could be the end of it instead: 'We're divorced!!!'
"Souta Basis ...." Grandma chuckled as she muttered uncle's first name.
(Uncle: Hiks, how could I be the victim ... :").
Ryugai: Looks like the author got a new chara to bully, nih.)
The family continued to eat lunch so greedily, that it did not take long for them to spend all the food at the dinner table. After the meal, all the family members returned to their respective rooms, except Yuukaru, Ryugai, and aunt. Yuukaru was about to help wash the dishes of the former. However, the aunt prevented it on the grounds that pregnant women should not be tired. Finally, the couple decided to take a short break in the room that had been provided.
"Next, what are we doing, huh?" ryugai asked while fumbling his chin.
An idea suddenly flashed through Yuukaru's mind. "I know!! Like we're here, I want to show you something."
"Something? What, tuh?" Ryugai's eyebrows shot up, implying curiosity.
"Ra-ha-si-a!" The golden-haired woman blinked one eye.
To be continued
Next Chapter:
[Season 2] Chapter 48: Scenery
Uh, the title is too spoiled about what Yuukaru will show, yak 🗿 Gak nothing, lah.